Crashed my E30 like a tool

[DatUtahGuy]

All caught up, whew!! This is why r3v will fuck ANY other website in the ass. People on here can make your life crumble if you fuck with us, amazing.

[shameson]

This is why r3v will fuck ANY other website in the ass.

No homo










But really though, homo intended

[xxla81xx]

Fuxk was in here at 6 pages just got all caught up from a r3v member here at a e30 meet lol

[E30SPDFRK]

Ok guys, I know r3v has been short on fun threads for a while and this has been a breath of fresh air, but don't take it over the top. Don't send anything else to either Trina or the house that got hit, don't call them, don't make the house an e30 mecca, etc.

Keep it in perspective, it's not like he's the first idiot to ever r3v his car.

[Jalves619]

Witnessed the original post, but never expected what followed. Impressive work r3v, slightly creepy, but impressive nonetheless.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

I tipped the local news off... We got this!

http://stonemountain.patch.com/articles/car-crashes-into-lithonia-house

[mr2peak]

Too many E30 crashes in the news. Seriously.

Dude tries to drift, and wraps around a lamp post...


Kid Mario-Mushroom-Boosts off of a speed bump and lands in a living room..


I drive E30's because I can go respectfully fast and not look like a 'ricer' out of control. Please don't ruin this for everyone like me. Don't be a Trina.

[george graves]

Ok guys, I know r3v has been short on fun threads for a while....

Kinda agree - there have been plenty of epic threads in the last 10 years. This rates a 7/10 - tops. But there's a good rollover rate here on r3v....

- blunt family fun
- e30slut
- japandrew build thread
- "he hit the tire"
- "kate" (that went on for like 2-3 months)
- sandyeggo
- vlad-gate
- japandrew part out thread

The list goes on and on.....

[blksuperman2]

Oh gawd this is the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. I love all the detective work that went into this and the artwork is amazing. Bravo R3v'ers....bravo!!

[unevolved]

apparently pizza was delivered to wrong address??

Nope, caught it in time. I ordered it online for a later delivery, so I was able to call the local store and change the address to the confirmed correct one. I have no way of knowing if they actually got it, though.

[JinormusJ]

I tipped the local news off... We got this!

http://stonemountain.patch.com/artic...lithonia-house

Oh my freak
They used the original "ohthejosh" portrait and the Nancy Drew Exibit-A diagram as part of the news feed

[doucy2]

Trina has a lot of catching up to do. Last view 8:32am yesterday

[regnu]

So ticked I missed out on this thread thus far.

Which one of you write for the Stone Mountain Patch? Lorin?

http://stonemountain.patch.com/articles/car-crashes-into-lithonia-house#photo-14105869

A red BMW slammed into a house on Old Greystone Drive in Lithonia on Monday, doing considerable damage to its facade and to the car.
The car's driver posted photos of the accident online under the heading "Crashed my E30 like a tool" and also provided a helpful diagram that showed the trajectory of the vehicle.
It seems he lost control after hitting an "invisible, tire killing" speed bump, then flattened a mailbox and struck a large rock before hitting the front of the house. He was "totally not speeding."
Fortunately, there were no injuries.

[Xat1cZ]

Just when you think this thread couldn't get any better.... but it surely has reached its peak now, surely.

[slammin.e28]

Just when you think this thread couldn't get any better.... but it surely has reached its peak now, surely.

Peak = Jalopnik.

Not there yet.