I am not the guy doing the BMW-Subaru mumbo jumbo project. I live in the pacific northwest and I own a Forester, seen here

That being said, this WHOLE ACCOUNT is satirical. I do not smoke weed, I do not "yolo" and I do not fit in with the hating community here for e30s. I actually like the cars, but you guys sure leave a nasty taste in my mouth from the reactions to a thread about a thread (and to the guy who said it was 3 pages long, I see a number 8. If you don't know, an 8 consists of two o's on top of one another vertically). I titled my name as such to once again enforce the fact that I am in fact joking about everything. Get over it. Ban me if it makes you feel better when you go to sleep at night. Hell if it makes your penis feel any larger than its actual minuscule size, I'll delete it and save the mods time.
I dearly hope this thread and my reactions bother you in reality as much as they seem to online, because that would you people, have no lives.
Thank you.



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