M30 vs S52 : If They Were Girls Version

[slammin.e28]

M70 do it do it......?

[LJ851]

My friend wants to know what a Chrysler 2.4 turbo in a neon would be if it were a woman. XD

Out on the curb.

[2mAn]

^ugly girls must really love you

They do! Im a nice guy. I pull out, I avoid the face and then I clean up the mess

[totheredline]

My friend wants to know what a Chrysler 2.4 turbo in a neon would be if it were a woman. XD

[Swanny]

^ugly girls must really love you

[2mAn]

A+ Thread.

Lets see if I can do this without pictures and with a 1-10 rating

M10 = 7. A true Classic, not the best in bed or in looks, but when done right can blow your mind in a way that only the oldtimers understand because they've never experienced a 24v motor

S14 = Definitely a 9, others think shes a 10. Behind the scenes she drives you batshit crazy when you arent banging her. You're afraid to admit it that she is probably more work than shes worth because nobody will really understand unless they've also had her

M20 = 8. Timeless. Reliable. Always there for you and wont cheat on you as long as take care of her. Never really blows your mind away, but always puts a smile on your face. Only when you've spent more than shes worth, she is amazing, but you still wonder if you should've just gone with a 24v instead

M30 = 8.5 Everything the M20 is but better in almost everyway. Sometimes you wonder if shes really worth it and everytime you question it, she proves that she is

M42 = 7.5. You LOVE her and talk about how great she is, and nobody understands.

M50/M52 = 8.5. Classy, smart and sexy. You really believe she is the best thing out there. Then a S50/S52 walks by and you feel like you might be missing out

S50/S52 = 9 Very classy and almost too good to be true, but she definitely has her faults, but you could care less. You really believe she IS the best thing out there.... and then a S54 walks by

S54 = 9 Still not a 10 though everyone up and down believes she is the best. Rewards are almost endless, but the headaches she causes make you want to murder her, until you are driving her again.

[indecline]

It really is amusing classifying woman by engine. I sometimes even go as far as including chassis, interior, and exterior color.

A freshly rebuilt M20:



A minty S5X:


Can you guys tell I like Red?

[Wschnitz]

And today, a great thread was revived from its slumber.

[totheredline]

New favorite thread. A+

[15Michaeljoseph]

M10:

Yes.


sent from 1987 via e30

[E30_Pare]

Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it

Sorry didnt realize your packing that c5 galaxy down there.


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[flyboyx]

Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it

i bet she's had a few wide bodies land there in her day. she's pretty small though. i think a jumbo jet would tear it to shreds!

[graveshaker]

This thread made my boring day at work a little better. Lol while staring at my phone!

[Todd Black 88]

Huh. Quick search revealed.... NSFW

http://www.thequietfront.com/home/2013/5/21/cora-keegan-by-billy-kidd

Not really a landing strip. Lets call it an "in-betweener," but props to both of us for predicting the bush.


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Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it

[slammin.e28]

F34R, hammer --->>> nail.

/thread.

24v sux