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    #76
    Originally posted by Hooffenstein HD View Post
    Not sure who she is but I'm guessing "landing strip".

    Huh. Quick search revealed.... NSFW



    Not really a landing strip. Lets call it an "in-betweener," but props to both of us for predicting the bush.


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      #77
      This thread delivers. I'm surprised it took so like for Emma Watson to show.
      1986 911 Supercharged Frakenstrat/Stripped
      1987 325is Delphin/Black (Olga)
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        #78
        Originally posted by enigmaticdream View Post
        This thread delivers. I'm surprised it took so like for Emma Watson to show.


        Chuggz' thread has got her all tied up...
        Lorin


        Originally posted by slammin.e28
        The M30 is God's engine.

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          #79
          F34R, hammer --->>> nail.

          /thread.

          24v sux
          Last edited by slammin.e28; 02-11-2014, 08:58 AM.
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            #80
            Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
            Huh. Quick search revealed.... NSFW



            Not really a landing strip. Lets call it an "in-betweener," but props to both of us for predicting the bush.


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            Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it
            Originally posted by codyep3
            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
            2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
            1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
            1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
            2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
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              #81
              This thread made my boring day at work a little better. Lol while staring at my phone!

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                #82
                Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View Post
                Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it
                i bet she's had a few wide bodies land there in her day. she's pretty small though. i think a jumbo jet would tear it to shreds!
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                  #83
                  Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View Post
                  Looks like a landing strip to me. Maybe it's because it's for LARGER aircraft than you posses, that you don't recognize it

                  Sorry didnt realize your packing that c5 galaxy down there.


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                    #84
                    Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                    M10:

                    Yes.


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                      #85
                      New favorite thread. A+
                      = Heidi 1988 325 -> 335i. 7200rpm built M30

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                        #86
                        And today, a great thread was revived from its slumber.
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                          #87
                          It really is amusing classifying woman by engine. I sometimes even go as far as including chassis, interior, and exterior color.

                          A freshly rebuilt M20:



                          A minty S5X:


                          Can you guys tell I like Red?
                          1989 325I(M20B25US)|KAMotors CAI|Bilstein Sports|H&R Sports|ST Sways|SSSquid Tune|Red46 Sump Armor|

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                            #88
                            A+ Thread.

                            Lets see if I can do this without pictures and with a 1-10 rating

                            M10 = 7. A true Classic, not the best in bed or in looks, but when done right can blow your mind in a way that only the oldtimers understand because they've never experienced a 24v motor

                            S14 = Definitely a 9, others think shes a 10. Behind the scenes she drives you batshit crazy when you arent banging her. You're afraid to admit it that she is probably more work than shes worth because nobody will really understand unless they've also had her

                            M20 = 8. Timeless. Reliable. Always there for you and wont cheat on you as long as take care of her. Never really blows your mind away, but always puts a smile on your face. Only when you've spent more than shes worth, she is amazing, but you still wonder if you should've just gone with a 24v instead

                            M30 = 8.5 Everything the M20 is but better in almost everyway. Sometimes you wonder if shes really worth it and everytime you question it, she proves that she is

                            M42 = 7.5. You LOVE her and talk about how great she is, and nobody understands.

                            M50/M52 = 8.5. Classy, smart and sexy. You really believe she is the best thing out there. Then a S50/S52 walks by and you feel like you might be missing out

                            S50/S52 = 9 Very classy and almost too good to be true, but she definitely has her faults, but you could care less. You really believe she IS the best thing out there.... and then a S54 walks by

                            S54 = 9 Still not a 10 though everyone up and down believes she is the best. Rewards are almost endless, but the headaches she causes make you want to murder her, until you are driving her again.
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                              #89
                              ^ugly girls must really love you
                              Swanny!
                              SUCKERS.

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                                #90
                                My friend wants to know what a Chrysler 2.4 turbo in a neon would be if it were a woman. XD
                                = Heidi 1988 325 -> 335i. 7200rpm built M30

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