fission mailed dead e30

[naplesE30]

What the who. Next time put a mentos in your parksplug Febore the koka cola.

[Old city bimmer]

WTF? Coca cola?


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[Julien]

Your car looks like a rolling pile of crap. Clean it up and maybe a shop will touch it.

Also, you don't need a lift to use a breaker bar.. *shrug*

good luck with it

[blue plates]

I have pity on the next poor soul to own this car.

[Pl3wA]

Yes, technically english isnt my first language but you guys make it seem like im on crack. So does this tiny cellular keyboard. Anyhoo for those still interested ill make a tl:dr
From the top:
I bought this rusty m50 delphin gray e30 from some bloke in NY state.
car was sick lel, had many fun. at least 5;
Tried to mount turbo;
Shops dicked around with me. (All of them);
Engine seized because of dicks;
Too many dicks;
I myself unseized engine(with coke yes stfu, it worked);
Shop still dicked with it till it seized again;
Everybody do the dinosaur;
;;;;;
So now my baby has been sitting for a year, wat do;
engine no space for breaker bar it has. force it from the bottom you must;;
once the car runs the green's coming off and delphin grey is going back along with bbs body kit, euro bumpers, and white salad shooters so... i think itll look good ; ;;;;

Me drinking in morristown;;
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[htown318is]

regular coke is bad. coke zero is the proper tool. diet. blinker fluid low.

[dirty30]

I had many fun once

[Dj Buttchug]

many funs. 5 funs. why is opie hanging from a light pole?

[blue plates]

Scrap your e30 and go buy an FRS. If you can't work on your own car don't try to do swaps or turbo, just stop.

[Pl3wA]

But frs is laaame. And my comedic style is that of an idiot
Im just in such a hole that scrapping it kinda $uck$. I found an ls1 for 1.5k idk

[marshallnoise]

If the FRS was boosted, I would get one. Sweet little cars! Then again, I would look like Donkey Kong in Mario Kart. So maybe no.

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[blue plates]

But frs is laaame. And my comedic style is that of an idiot
Im just in such a hole that scrapping it kinda $uck$. I found an ls1 for 1.5k idk

This has to be a joke thread. This fuck can do anything himself and wants to buy an ls1 for a swap?

[Pl3wA]

i want to spend 1.5k at most, do you think its possible? I have all the parts
not counting megasquirt tuning

[tig welder]

Spend it ... but your budget is kinda light. Your not holding any cash for "just in case"?

[F34R]