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    #16
    Remove tires.... Ha

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      #17
      Well, the car got kicked out of its garage space to make room for the M3 and I must park it down the driveway because I don't trust the thing on my slanted driveway. I just want to be able to quickly disable it to add another level of theft prevention and then be able to re-enable it when I need to move it around or drive it.
      Gabe
      '91 318is

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        #18
        Remove diff, they'll have fun with that one.

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          #19
          Fuel pump kill switch under the dash or in a discreet location.

          Really easy, if you have one, is to take out the relay box for the OBC. Bridge the power and ground wire, but add a switch inline. Will kill the ignition signal and you'll be rid of that fucking box that will fail and have you chasing your tail for days....
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            #20
            Pull out every fuse and relay from the fuse box......that will show them who's boss. ;D
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            garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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              #21
              Originally posted by QUKBMER View Post
              Pull out every fuse and relay from the fuse box......that will show them who's boss. ;D
              Meh, just cut the harness at the fusebox. Less tedious.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #22
                dam i knew there was a quicker way but just couldn't think of it. Thanks ;D
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                garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                  #23
                  Remove steering rack, they'll get in and be like wtf?!?!?

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                    #24
                    Wire the ignition switch so whenever the key is turned it blows the horn instead
                    Originally posted by flyboyx
                    how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
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                    beer is my new liver cleanse.

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                    Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
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                      #25
                      It has an m42. It's probably immobilized by the engine itself...
                      = Heidi 1988 325 -> 335i. 7200rpm built M30

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                        #26
                        The only way your car is gonna disappear from your driveway is if you run into a professional thief, which in that case you're fucked since most of them will straight up steal your shit in broad daylight with a tow truck.

                        The more realistic concern is people breaking into the car to steal random shit.. unless you live in a really shitty neighborhood anyway

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                          #27
                          Break key off in ignition then weld all the doors shut.
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                            #28
                            Just cover the car in dildos with suction cup ends.

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                              #29
                              File down some of the gears on your ring gear, turn your crankshaft with a 22mm and match the filed down the teeth with your starter gear.
                              Last edited by KIRIEIW; 10-30-2014, 08:25 PM.


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                              1992 e34 Touring- S50 Swap
                              1992 325i-S50 Swap (SOLD)

                              1995 e36 M3 Mugello Red - S50 (SOLD)
                              1991 325i Convertible Laguna Green (SOLD)
                              1987 325i (SOLD);1992 M tech 2 Convertible (SOLD)
                              1988 325i Convertible Alpine White (SOLD)
                              1991
                              Brilliantrot Convertible 80k Miles (SOLD)
                              1992 325i Convertible Schwarz (SOLD)
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                                #30
                                Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                                Wire the ignition switch so whenever the key is turned it blows the horn instead
                                That is actually kind of genius. Install a 2-way switch deep under the dash to change between the horn and the starter, cheap burglar alarm.
                                Drive it hard. Maintain it well.


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