classic r3v....short rant

[JRKOUPE]

"Would you do a trade with a 1985 Dodge Diplomat + Cash on my end?"

actually......I do like a diplomat.......text me

[ELVA164]

Haha

[Roadrunner]

"Would you do a trade with a 1985 Dodge Diplomat + Cash on my end?"

I think I can beat that: When I was selling my 2006 Jetta on Kijiji and Autotrader before I had my touring, the worst offer I got was, "Would you trade it for a year's supply of frozen meat?" ...And I'm a vegetarian.

[bangn]

dont forget those who PM you on ebay asking if you will sell such and such for ex amount including shipping. You agree to it and adjust the ad where you are told they will buy it?

Well.. its still sitting there for sale.

[Exodus_2pt0]

I always tell those fuckers to just bid their offer. Might get it for less, might get it for more. The entire fucking reason I put it on eBay is cause I don't have the slightest clue of what to ask for it.

BTW, all my eBay listings start at 0.01, and usually don't have a reserve. I'm usually pleasantly surprised with the outcome.

[bangn]

maybe its the type of stuff you sell, if its something there isnt a huge call for then I would be shat off If I sold a 100 dollar part for $5

[george graves]

My favorite is when you are both online at the same time, PM'ing in real time, going back and forth,

BUYER: "Ok great, I'm ready to buy, shoot me an paypal invoice at dick@nambla.org
SELLER: "sure, just sent it - check your email"

And instantly the buyer goes off line, not to return online for a week.

"Hey are you still interested in this part I've been holding for you for a week?"
"Naw man, I don't have any money LOL!"

(you little f--ker)

[flyboyx]

trade your ground controls for a crippled one legged midget if you are willing to come up with an extra 20 bucks and pay shipping both ways(to austrailia). there is a customs subsidy on the fees for one l crippled little people these days.

[ahrensNW]

"Would you trade it for a year's supply of frozen meat?" ...And I'm a vegetarian.

We get it, you're vegan.

no one cares lol

[DrJosh]

trade your ground controls for a crippled one legged midget if you are willing to come up with an extra 20 bucks and pay shipping both ways(to austrailia). there is a customs subsidy on the fees for one l crippled little people these days.

I wasn't aware you owned 5toes.

[Roadrunner]

We get it, you're vegan.

Yes, that's what made the offer ironic. Nice job following along. *pats ahrensNW on the head* ;)

no one cares lol

Oh well, I'm sure you'll get over it, lol.

Someone also offered to trade me their boat for that car (I would only have to completely restructure my living and working arrangements to be able to use that as a daily driver, no big deal... ), but I didn't think that was as funny as someone making what he thought was a legit offer to trade $5000 worth of meat in exchange for my car, especially given the detail you highlighted.

[F34R]

wait till they offer a free shout out to their shitty IG followers for taking their lowball offer.

[flyboyx]

I wasn't aware you owned 5toes.

lol! aw man.....


i just lease him out

[SkiFree]

You will find no love here.

Lies. .... Joel is my long-lost cool uncle.