Need an E30 for Prom!

[flyboyx]

How do you guys know his date is a female?
Maybe his date is male and he likes e30s. Just saying since that's all e30s attract is other males.

this is a really good point. now i would be worrying about how to get the "musky scent of man love" out of my car afterward.

do they make shit resistant seat covers?

[FireFight]

Pics of date would probably help you out here.....;D

[flyboyx]

I'm a dude man.

um.....

is this missing necessary punctuation or are you being freudian?

[Powling]

Sounds like a lady boy to me.

[ahrensNW]

Nah I'm a dude man haha.

He's like, the dude, man, ya know?

[bruner]

Need an E30 for Prom!

I drove my alpine e30 to prom a couple years ago. Her parents were so sketched out when I rolled up to pick her up when they saw how low it was and how wide the wheels were. I legit had to convince her dad that it was safe. It was pointless because I don't think the chick was very impressed anyways. You must have one real special woman.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Pics of date would probably help you out here.....;D

Agreed.

How are we supposed to take this kid seriously if we dont' have any supporting evidence of his hawt date?


We've gotta make sure she's e30worthy! If not, poor OP will be wasting his time and money!
:hitler:

[jotam3]

Ya sick bastards, hunting for pics of the 17 yr old lmao. [emoji1] [emoji1]

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[EyExR]

Get a plush SUV rental for prom. Don't knock her up.... Then graduate, get a decent job and then buy yourself the dang E30.

[IceWhite]

Ya sick bastards, hunting for pics of the 17 yr old lmao. [emoji1] [emoji1]

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[djjerme]

Who gives a sh*t about Prom anyways? I never attended any of them during HS. I was too busy working on my car or working at a job, or just having a life outside of school.

Maybe if you picture yourself getting all Gross Point Blank and coming back to your reunion and hearken back to the (not so) good ole days.

Maybe it's my years as a mobile DJ talking, but every prom is the same, and there's a good chance nobody will ever ask you in the future what car you drove some date you probably never will see again to some dance at some school nobody cares about.


#CallMeMrSchoolSpirit

[stonea]

I thought it said I need an e30 for porn lol

Me too, left disappointed.

Who gives a sh*t about Prom anyways? I never attended any of them during HS. I was too busy working on my car or working at a job, or just having a life outside of school.

I was helping my uncle do the sub frame and trailing arm bushings on his Z3 during my Prom. 6 years later and I don't regret a thing.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Who gives a sh*t about Prom anyways? ..... every prom is the same, and there's a good chance nobody will ever ask you in the future what car you drove some date you probably never will see again to some dance at some school nobody cares about.


#CallMeMrSchoolSpirit

Da troof!

[ELVA164]

Who gives a sh*t about Prom anyways? I never attended any of them during HS. I was too busy working on my car or working at a job, or just having a life outside of school.


Maybe it's my years as a mobile DJ talking

[redsubdivisions]

Who gives a sh*t about Prom anyways? I never attended any of them during HS. I was too busy working on my car or working at a job, or just having a life outside of school.

Maybe if you picture yourself getting all Gross Point Blank and coming back to your reunion and hearken back to the (not so) good ole days.

Maybe it's my years as a mobile DJ talking, but every prom is the same, and there's a good chance nobody will ever ask you in the future what car you drove some date you probably never will see again to some dance at some school nobody cares about.


#CallMeMrSchoolSpirit

lol this screams past insecurities to me.