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    Blunt tech industries press release

    On behalf of the entire crew at Blunt Tech industries we would like
    to thank you for a prosperous year. We couldn't have grown into the
    worlds single largest dominating force in new OE BMW parts without
    you.
    I would like to inform all of our loyal customers that from
    2-24-07 to 3-10-07, the entire North American Blunt Tech organization
    will be on a well deserved vacation. I have run my employees ragged
    over the last year and this will be the 2 weeks that recharges their
    batteries and allows them to serve you in the manner you have become
    accustomed to.
    The entire North American operation including the Northern
    Command center will be shut down for a period of 2 weeks. Orders will
    still be accepted as our Portugal and Bangkok offices will be
    processing these but shipping will not commence until 3-10-07.

    Thank you for your patience and we look forward to serving you
    with a fresh recharged staff on 3-10-07

    Sincerely,
    Stephen Petersen CEO Blunt Tech Industries LLC GmBh
    Chief of Operations
    VP of logistics
    VP of Parts acquisition
    VP of Engineering
    VP of Billing
    VP of Procurement
    VP of Invoices
    VP of Receiving
    VP of Sales
    VP of Media and Print
    VP of Pricing
    VP of Data Management and Services
    VP of Market Information
    VP of Finance
    Housemaid extraordinaire

    *all the information in this email is proprietary and Blunt Tech
    Industries will not be liable for any damages to, or anything caused
    by the content of this email"
    *All information is deemed reliable but not correct"
    May contain traces of peanuts

    #2
    You said Bangkok.
    Tee-hee.

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      #3
      Haha. Fucking Steve.

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        #4
        Damn, r3v is going to suck until March 10th.

        RISING EDGE

        Let's drive fast and have fun.

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