Best way to get someone fired?

[lukasbmw]

Maybe you've got an old boss you hate and would love nothing more then to see him lose his house?

Maybe you want to get back at an ex?

Maybe you want to get someone fired at the company you work for so you can take his spot?

Maybe you just hate someone and want to make their life a living hell because your a cold hearted bastard.

Anyway, I was just curious to see what you guys thought would be the best way to get someone fired.

I'll post my thoughts a little later.

[Crazyboy325is]

I go by the saying, what goes around, comes around. Several people at work were very happy when the previous boss was let go. Now they wish he was back because they don't like the new one.

[808BMW]

A fat sack of illegal substances in a personal belonging such as a bag, briefcase, or car.

[bimmerphile]

First you have to cheat with his girlfried or wife. Have an affair for a good month or so, then (because she doesn't know you work with him, hopefully); you take something of his, and when he think he lost it, you "find" it and say you'll bring it over to him. Well, you happen to be sick home frm work the day you bring it over to his house, and you "stumble in" on his wife with the "other" guy. You just happen to "find" some nudie pictures that the "other guy" shot of her, and you take those as evidence to show him. The guy gets really distraught, then goes and breaks up with her. You take him out drinking, and decide that the best way to get her back is for him to cheat on someone else. This is when you set him up with either the boss's teenage daughter, or his wife. After several weeks of that, you reveal to the boss that the dude has been boning his daughter/wife, during time when he should have been working. The boss the fires him.

[devarato]

First you have to cheat with his girlfried or wife. Have an affair for a good month or so, then (because she doesn't know you work with him, hopefully); you take something of his, and when he think he lost it, you "find" it and say you'll bring it over to him. Well, you happen to be sick home frm work the day you bring it over to his house, and you "stumble in" on his wife with the "other" guy. You just happen to "find" some nudie pictures that the "other guy" shot of her, and you take those as evidence to show him. The guy gets really distraught, then goes and breaks up with her. You take him out drinking, and decide that the best way to get her back is for him to cheat on someone else. This is when you set him up with either the boss's teenage daughter, or his wife. After several weeks of that, you reveal to the boss that the dude has been boning his daughter/wife, during time when he should have been working. The boss the fires him.

you are pure evil!

[rwh11385]

This is when you set him up with either the boss's teenage daughter,

I've always wanted to do that. I might have the opportunity one of these days. It bet it would turn out more comical than that Aston movie.

[bimmerphile]

This is when you set him up with either the boss's teenage daughter,

I've always wanted to do that. I might have the opportunity one of these days. It bet it would turn out more comical than that Aston movie.

No idea what you're talking about.

[LikeCDoos]

i say bone your boss's wife...or daughter...or both

[latinobimmer]

I say kill the motherfucker! Take him to the desert, tie his ass to a cactus.

Edit: I'm down with the Hawaiian's reefer idea.

[Sean]

I say kill the motherfucker! Take him to the desert, tie his ass to a cactus.

Edit: I'm down with the Hawaiian's reefer idea.

Hahaha...the desert... (I'd only know about it...)

Btw, I'm bookmarking this!! :rofl:

[bimmer8604]

just look at your place of employment's contract or rules, and just wait to see your manager fuck up, then take it to the higher athorites. One of the Olive Garden managers got fired because she left the premises of the restaruant while on the clock.. something so simple can get you fucked over.

Kyle

[rwh11385]

This is when you set him up with either the boss's teenage daughter,

I've always wanted to do that. I might have the opportunity one of these days. It bet it would turn out more comical than that Aston movie.

No idea what you're talking about.

Hook up with a boss's daughter. I'd do it if I wanted to get fired.

[nando]

I got my boss fired.. but he was leaving 3 hours early without clocking out and filling out a corrections sheet saying he was there the whole time, and leaving me with all the extra work. 8)

[Pedro]

Re: Best way to get someone fired?

Maybe you've got an old boss you hate and would love nothing more then to see him lose his house?

I'm down with 808's idea too

Maybe you want to get back at an ex?

Get her best friend if its a girl wasted and bone her, get proof to show the ex.

Maybe you want to get someone fired at the company you work for so you can take his spot?

Pull the sexual harassment card

Maybe you just hate someone and want to make their life a living hell because your a cold hearted bastard.

Just think of the worst thing that could happen to you and let it happen to them

[decay]

A fat sack of illegal substances in a personal belonging such as a bag, briefcase, or car.

simple and effective. i agree.

spare tire well if you can gain access to the vehicle; else duct-tape the shit in his wheel well then call the cops on him while he's busy-

"i saw him messing around with a bag of stuff in his trunk/near his front fender, looked a little suspicious"

fired _and_ felony transport, all in one.