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  • Jscotty
    Banned
    • Jan 2007
    • 2285

    #31
    Originally posted by ivo316
    That looks like shit, and if something looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, probably is shit. :D
    ^^^ x2

    I can't believe she had the nerve to say that it goes 160 MPH but in the next paragraph she says that the car does not start.

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    • E30 Cabrio
      E30 Mastermind
      • Oct 2006
      • 1954

      #32
      I emailed and asked for pics of the Turbo, and she mailed back and wrote: "TURBO IS BILT IN"

      Dumb bitch.
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      1988 5 spd.Cabrio/Lachs Silber/Black Leather/123k/Dealer Serviced & Maintained by both PO's
      Clarion DXZ785USB HU, BBS Wheels, Leather e-brake handle & e-brake boot, Mtech 1 Wheel, Maplight Mirror, Performance chip, Rear Headrests.
      Previous E30: 1986 5 spd. 325es/Delphin Gray/Black Leather/191k








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      • SandyEggoE30Girl
        Wencher
        • Feb 2007
        • 318

        #33
        Did anyone google the number?
        Here is what I found when I did

        TS BRITNEY 100% REAL 100% NATURAL 100% GARENTEED HOT !!! - t4m
        AND IF INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR FUTHUR INFORMATION LOOKING FOWARD TO SEEING YOU :) CIAO ts BRITNEY 347 524 2790 ...
        cairo.craigslist.org/ers/314811287.html - Supplemental Result - Similar pages

        What the fuck???:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

        OK I have to use this pic one more time, because it totally cracks me up. But here she/he is:

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        • vivalegreg
          E30 Fanatic
          • Apr 2006
          • 1313

          #34
          i saw this the other day lol when i was looking for cars in my area i think if i remember right i almost puked
          e30s r kool

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          • vivalegreg
            E30 Fanatic
            • Apr 2006
            • 1313

            #35
            and wow, that pic is creepy
            e30s r kool

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            • brandondan1
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Aug 2006
              • 1091

              #36
              This ad was kinda funny too. http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/347824914.html
              nice 2DR SEDAN 325E there


              91 318is

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              • YAN-3
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2004
                • 6018

                #37
                NOT IN DRIVING CONDITION AND NOT BECAUSE ITS NO GOOD ITS BECAUSE I CANT FIND A GOOD MECANIC TO FIX THE CAR IF YOU CAN FIND 1 YOUR GOOD TO


                classic. and who was this written by? a 3rd grader?

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                • Jscotty
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 2285

                  #38
                  Impossible. I never wrote like THAT in the 3rd grade.

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                  • Dibo718
                    Advanced Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 137

                    #39
                    Heres some pics of an old posting up here in Boston, its of an e36 and im not too sure if theses are stickers on the car or not, but hey for 300 bucks why not right?....NOT!!! sorry for the small pics too








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                    • MikeE30325i
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 2356

                      #40
                      wtf is up with that e36.

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                      • Dibo718
                        Advanced Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 137

                        #41
                        Haha like i said it is yours for 300 bucks, it was from a little nice quiet city with lots of guns and gangs.
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                        • 87-325ic
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 1198

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Kruzen
                          itgo at least 160, faster if you havea turbo, guys..
                          I PROMISS YOU U WILL GO AT LEAST 160 AND BETTER IN THE CAR IT HAS TURBO IN IT !! YES BUT ITS FACTORY MAID SO I DIDNT PUT IT IN IT JUST WAS SOUPED UP ALREADY ITS LOCATED UNDER THE GAS PEDAL IF YOU FLOOR IT AT TOP SPEED IT GIVES YOU EXSTRA SPEED TO FINISH THAT RACE !!!
                          Classic

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                          • Fidhle007
                            I can fly, motherfucker
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 7209

                            #43
                            The more I read of that fucking add, the stupider I'm getting.
                            '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                            '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                            http://www.avarestoration.com

                            http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                            Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                            http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                            • Fidhle007
                              I can fly, motherfucker
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 7209

                              #44
                              A few more passes and I'll be in Deagle territory...
                              '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                              '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                              http://www.avarestoration.com

                              http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                              Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                              http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                              • thereisnoyun
                                R3VLimited
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 2301

                                #45
                                check the title on this one out



                                check this one out... its pretty funny.

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