Best craigslist ad ever.

[Kruzen]

edit: i dont read enough r3v and i shouldn't post things that people link me :(


In case it gets taken down

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/car/342234248.html

BMW 1986 325 ES FULLY LOADED AND READY!!! - $600

Reply to: sale-342234248@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-31, 6:37PM EDT


HEY EVERYBODY I JUST WANTED TO POST ANOTHER ADD BECAUSE IM GETTING ALOT OF CALLS AND EMAILS MY CAR ON CRAIGSLIST ON WHATS WRONG WITH THE CAR


*OK THE CAR HAS NO AC PUMPS NEEDS NEW ONES

ITS ALSO HAS GREAT!!!! HEAT! FOR WINTER


ALL WINDOWS EVEN SUN ROOF WORK PERFECT!!

BRAND NEW RADIO JUST INSTALLED


LIGHTS ON DASH BOARD LIGHT UP BABY BLUE WITH M3 SIGN ON IT( AFTER MARKET!)

WOOD BMW OFFICAL STEARING WHEEL


LIGHTS THAT ARE BABY BLUE UNDER THE DASH FOR FEET LIGHT UP ON PASENGER SIDE AND DRIVERS SIDE

LEATHER TOP DASH WITH VERY LITTLE CRACKS BUT IF U WANTED TO REPLACE IT IT CAN BE DONE CHEAP!!!


4 BRAND NEW TIERS DEEP DISH 13INCH RIMS

4 BRAND NEW* LIGHTS IN THE FRONT OF THE CAR

2 BRAND NEW LCD LIGHTS IN BACK OF CAR FOR SPORTY LOOK !!!


AND INSIDE IS PERFECT AND CLEAN !!


THE ONLY REASON WHY IM SELLING MY CAR IS BECAUSE I NEED MORE ROOM FOR MYSELF AND FAMILY AND TIS CAR IS SMALL AND FAST!!!! I PROMISS YOU U WILL GO AT LEAST 160 AND BETTER IN THE CAR IT HAS TURBO IN IT !! YES BUT ITS FACTORY MAID SO I DIDNT PUT IT IN IT JUST WAS SOUPED UP ALREADY ITS LOCATED UNDER THE GAS PEDAL IF YOU FLOOR IT AT TOP SPEED IT GIVES YOU EXSTRA SPEED TO FINISH THAT RACE !!! LOL...


SO IF ANYBODY WHOS LOOKING FOR A FAST CAR AND IS SINGLE OR IS INTO SMALL CARS I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE IT


THIS IS WHAT THE CAR NEEDS ASAP!!!!

* NEEDS NEW PAINT JOB ON IT THE KIT WAS PUT ON AND FINISHED BUT IT JUST NEEDS FINAL PAINT JOB I WAS THINKING METALIC MIDNIGHT BLUE ALL OVER BUT YOU PICK YOUR CHOICE ,THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR NEEDS TO BE REPLACED OR FIXED HAS A LITTLE DENT ON SIDE BUT DOORS RUN CHEAP ,THE CAR DOESNT TURN ON I DONT KNOW WHAT WRONG WITH IT BUT NOT IN DRIVING CONDITION AND NOT BECAUSE ITS NO GOOD ITS BECAUSE I CANT FIND A GOOD MECANIC TO FIX THE CAR IF YOU CAN FIND OR KNOW SOMEONE WHOS GOOD WITH BMW ITS YOURS AND GOOD TO GO THE SOUND IN THIS CAR IS CRAZY SO BE AWARE !!! SHES VERY LOUD AND LIKES ATTENTION

************IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO BUY THIS CAR PLEASE NOTE***********


THAT THE CAR IS TAKEN AS IS!!!!

TRADING FOR ANOTHER CAR IS ALOWED IF ITS A DESENT OFFER AND IF YOU HAVE SOME PICS OF THE CAR !! NO LOW BALLERS PLEASE!!!


CASH ACCEPTED UPON PICK UP OF CAR


THE CAR HAS CLEAN TITLE SO NO WORRIES ON IF CAR STOLEN OR ANY ILEGAL ACTIVITIES.


ALL PICS YOU SEE HERE 100 % OF WHAT CAR LOOKIS LIKE NOW..


MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 347-524-2790 NO BLOCKED CALLS PLEASE THE NAME IS LISA SO ASK FOR ME .. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON










NOT IN DRIVING CONDITION AND NOT BECAUSE ITS NO GOOD ITS BECAUSE I CANT FIND A GOOD MECANIC TO FIX THE CAR IF YOU CAN FIND 1 YOUR GOOD TO

It'll go at least 160, faster if you havea turbo, guys..

[KenC]

my brain hurts

[Fanzotti]

I bet mike could get this car plus some cash for his red one.

[smonkbmw]

wow

[onaquest]

fuck

[e30devo]

Haahahaahhaaahaaahhaaaaahahaahaahhaaahahaha

[rThor432]

LIGHTS ON DASH BOARD LIGHT UP BABY BLUE WITH M3 SIGN ON IT( AFTER MARKET!)

[Jscotty]

So what's NOT wrong with this ad?

[backtrail69]

OMG! Datz some pimp shizz.

[MikeE30325i]

Wow, fucking idiocy.

[ian e30 318is]

wow learn to spell if you are going to post an ad. hah. and maybe do some research too.

[Jscotty]

I wonder how she even passed the driving test with literacy skills like that!

[CorvallisBMW]

I wonder how she even passed the driving test with literacy skills like that!

+1

Not to mention, how do you pass middle school or get a job? People like that shouldn't breed :) And no, sweetie, it's not a turbo under your right foot; it's the downshift trigger for the AT!!! jesus titty-fucking christ

[briz]

I think they missed the memo on the painted bumpers..

[E30Driv3R]

I always wanted LCD Taillights