Holy Shit...Some People Are...

[Ben Carufel]

So this guy IM's me to ask about the plastic bumpers I'm selling...

Holy shit. Just...HOLY SHIT.

imsofreshlikeuhh: hi
Ben Carufel: hi
imsofreshlikeuhh: i saw ur add up on the net
Ben Carufel: yeah
imsofreshlikeuhh: for plastic bumpers
imsofreshlikeuhh: u still have them?
Ben Carufel: yep, still available.
imsofreshlikeuhh: r u sellin the shocks ncrap too?
imsofreshlikeuhh: or just the bumpers
Ben Carufel: yes, it comes with everything
imsofreshlikeuhh: because im doin a conversion
Ben Carufel: shocks, the little wiring harness connectors to wire the front turn signals, etc
imsofreshlikeuhh: and i need to no exactly what im buyin
imsofreshlikeuhh: how much again?
Ben Carufel: $250 plus shipping.
imsofreshlikeuhh: how about pick up?
Ben Carufel: $250 picked up
imsofreshlikeuhh: does it come with the fog light thing
imsofreshlikeuhh: i think its called the valence
Ben Carufel: no, the valance is not included
imsofreshlikeuhh: fuck
imsofreshlikeuhh: wehre do u live again?
Ben Carufel: San Diego
imsofreshlikeuhh: can u find out for me
imsofreshlikeuhh: how much for shippin
Ben Carufel: what's your zip code?
imsofreshlikeuhh: 91201
Ben Carufel: is it a residence or a businesS?
imsofreshlikeuhh: residence
Ben Carufel: $20 to ship the front bumper
imsofreshlikeuhh: both
Ben Carufel: i'm getting a quote on the rear now
Ben Carufel: they have to be shipped invididually
Ben Carufel: individually*
imsofreshlikeuhh: it should be the same
Ben Carufel: no, they are different sizes.
Ben Carufel: the rear bumper has much longer side extensions than the front bumper
imsofreshlikeuhh: sure
Ben Carufel: http://www.chartersventures.com/car/...s/bumpers3.jpg
Ben Carufel: do those look like the same dimensions to you?
Ben Carufel: $25 to ship the rear bumper
imsofreshlikeuhh: how do u plan on doin this?
Ben Carufel: shipping? those quotes are via DHL
imsofreshlikeuhh: if i decide i want it shipped
imsofreshlikeuhh: whats the payment ganan be in
Ben Carufel: PayPal is the easiest way
Ben Carufel: what's your screenname on r3vlimited?D
imsofreshlikeuhh: i dont got r3vlimited
Ben Carufel: where did you see the advertisement? bimmerforums?
imsofreshlikeuhh: i saw it somewhere
imsofreshlikeuhh: im not sure
Ben Carufel: okay
imsofreshlikeuhh: i gotta find out
imsofreshlikeuhh: how im ganan fit it
Ben Carufel: how you're what?
imsofreshlikeuhh: i gotta see if its possible
imsofreshlikeuhh: im douin a conversion from metal to plastic
imsofreshlikeuhh: doin
imsofreshlikeuhh: *
Ben Carufel: it's very possible. many people have done it before you.
Ben Carufel: there are plenty of threads with that info on the forums.
imsofreshlikeuhh: ya but without he valence
imsofreshlikeuhh: the*
Ben Carufel: you'll need a valance. you'll have to find that somewhere else.
Ben Carufel: i would recommend you check the threads. there should be some which list all of the parts you'll need for the conversion.
imsofreshlikeuhh: ive searched for them already
imsofreshlikeuhh: couldnt find one
Ben Carufel: oh, oh
Ben Carufel: ok*
Ben Carufel: well, let me know if you decide you need the bumpers.
imsofreshlikeuhh: well
imsofreshlikeuhh: i found soem
imsofreshlikeuhh: but there not much clear about it
Ben Carufel: sorry I can't help you, I've never done the conversion myself. what year is your car?
imsofreshlikeuhh: its a 91
imsofreshlikeuhh: my car is wierd
imsofreshlikeuhh: its suppose to plastic
Ben Carufel: is it a convertible?
imsofreshlikeuhh: ya
imsofreshlikeuhh: it mite have been messed around with
imsofreshlikeuhh: but it dotn matter
Ben Carufel: aha, I see.
imsofreshlikeuhh: cuz im gananfix it
imsofreshlikeuhh: i guess im ganan have to drive down one day
Ben Carufel: gonna*
imsofreshlikeuhh: take my bumpers off
Ben Carufel: yes
Ben Carufel: let me know if you decide you need them, i have to run for now. ttyl.
imsofreshlikeuhh: and jus put urs on to see aan idea

[SpecM]

-He's "ganan" fix it huh? good for him

[JK_E30]

woww..

haha I like at the end when you are just like "yeah i gotta go ttyl" and he just keeps talkin...

awesome.

[Rigmaster]

funny, that's sort of how I feel when I get PM's from some R3V members:



"yo wuz up bro? You still got them FS or whut? Will they fit my car? Cuz I wanna start racin' it and I really need to make it faster. LMK, peace."

[Ben Carufel]

Yeah. Normally this shit doesn't bother me, but sometimes people just make themselves sound like complete and utter fools when talking in their "IM voice".

The "ganan" thing really bothered me, though.

[DuMa]

you shouldve blocked him as soon as you saw his screen name. he just screams 16 year old wigger.

[SpecM]

he just screams 16 year old wigger.

+1

[Jean]

lol, wow

[speedhop]

you're going to feel like an ass when he has stubs for arms and he was feverishly typing with his nubins....


but really...he's probably an inbred wigger or he's fresh of the boat, stole someones computer because HE NEEDED THOSE BUMPERS ;)

[ACHTUNG]

It's a sad, sad world.

[h0lmes]

Hey man thats was me

[Turf1600]

you're going to feel like an ass when he has stubs for arms and he was feverishly typing with his nubins....

If that was the case, im sure he would feel worse about you calling his arms "nubins" (which is hilarious, btw) than someone saying he sounds like an idiot. Which he does.

[P12od]

he could be a etheopian

[JK_E30]

you shouldve blocked him as soon as you saw his screen name. he just screams 16 year old wigger.

[JGood]

Ben Carufel: do those look like the same dimensions to you?


i lol'd