how gay is this shit!

[BMW BMXER]

My car gets egged EVERY year. It fucking sucks.

[BrianF 88iS]

Spray some Pam on it

[decay]

soooo, i pissed in his windshield wiper fluid. it was fun. and i reccommend it to anyone

:rofl:

someone @ work kicked my car's FL fender earlier this week. nice big 5" round dent, complete with shoe scuff-mark, right between headlight & wheel well...

hopefully i can pop it out, but i'd better not catch the fucker.

[MR 325]

Someone keyed a dick on to my whole trunk lid on my primered pile of shit...

Sanded it down and repainted.

[decay]

MR 325: i'm probably the only one, but i dig the way that car looks in flat black.

[OreoGaborio]

you guys want another revenge tactic? it's call the Chicken Bomb

if someone pisses you off enough to make you want them to just move the fuck out of their house & go far far away, here's the plan for you.

get a glass jar, big enough to fit a good amount of raw chicken bits in. cram the fucker in there as much as you can & fill the rest up w/ milk. cap it as hard as you possibly can, get in the persons house, pull up one of the heating vents & place it in there.... a good while later (we're talkin months) the glass will crack from the heat & gasses of the decaying milk & rotten chicken & the smell will go all over the place. I would immagine they would definitly NOT be able to live there, OR sell the house

now that's some funky funk

[M42Technik]

you guys want another revenge tactic? it's call the Chicken Bomb

if someone pisses you off enough to make you want them to just move the fuck out of their house & go far far away, here's the plan for you.

get a glass jar, big enough to fit a good amount of raw chicken bits in. cram the fucker in there as much as you can & fill the rest up w/ milk. cap it as hard as you possibly can, get in the persons house, pull up one of the heating vents & place it in there.... a good while later (we're talkin months) the glass will crack from the heat & gasses of the decaying milk & rotten chicken & the smell will go all over the place. I would immagine they would definitly NOT be able to live there, OR sell the house

now that's some funky funk

You are the most evil fuck ever. But man I may have to use that on some neighbors.

[Jand3rson]

you guys want another revenge tactic? it's call the Chicken Bomb

if someone pisses you off enough to make you want them to just move the fuck out of their house & go far far away, here's the plan for you.

get a glass jar, big enough to fit a good amount of raw chicken bits in. cram the fucker in there as much as you can & fill the rest up w/ milk. cap it as hard as you possibly can, get in the persons house, pull up one of the heating vents & place it in there.... a good while later (we're talkin months) the glass will crack from the heat & gasses of the decaying milk & rotten chicken & the smell will go all over the place. I would immagine they would definitly NOT be able to live there, OR sell the house

now that's some funky funk

The priceless thing about this prank, is that the odor that is emitted from that nasty little brew actually soaks into drywall and anything porous like that, and CANNOT be removed. All the drywall in the house has to be replaced, and most likely all the carpet and insulation as well.

Something else that works really well is this, if you are able to get it into the person's car and under like the front seat or something. Freeze a full can of shaving cream, then take the can apart quickly and remove the frozen core of compressed shaving cream. Hide it in or just toss it in the person's car, and once it thaws, the compressed shaving cream will RAPIDLY expand and fill damn near the whole car. Some frat guys did this to a professor's car when I was in college, it was HILARIOUS.

[Pat W]

my friends house and car was being messed with.. the cars lugs nuts were all losened and his front window was cracked stuff like that....so my friend decided to stay up all night and find out who it was....he found out and wanted to get him back...well my friend does construction so he got about 10 paint grenades from his job. well we got all diffrent colors went to his job one late night and pulled the pin and it the inside and outside of the car with paint grenades....i felt bad but he asked for it....but i must say it was hillarious the paint grenade shoots up to 10 feet and it spins it was classic!....we also stuck around to see his reaction it was priceless....we watched from a distance thought didnt wanna rub it in his face!

[M42Technik]

Something else that works really well is this, if you are able to get it into the person's car and under like the front seat or something. Freeze a full can of shaving cream, then take the can apart quickly and remove the frozen core of compressed shaving cream. Hide it in or just toss it in the person's car, and once it thaws, the compressed shaving cream will RAPIDLY expand and fill damn near the whole car. Some frat guys did this to a professor's car when I was in college, it was HILARIOUS.

THAT. Is the best.