Funny joke!

[TrackAddict]

I love jokes like this. I got this from a co-worker of mine who got it from someone else. Pretty funny!


Bad Morning

I rear-ended a car this morning....I could tell it was going to be a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT HAPPY!"

So I said, "Well then...which ONE are you?"

That's how the fight started!

[Teaguer]

You know how I know you're gay ?

[TrackAddict]

You know how I know you're gay ?

Whatever...

But you laughed at the joke. I know you did!

[Garageaholic]

I read this joke at 10:31am EST and still can't figure out what's funny about it.

[sticksdaman]

snow white ring a bell?
seven dwarfs?


again if it has to be explained... it isnt funny

[z50_Jumper]

Took a second when I first read it, but thats funny.

[Ender.]

I got it right away and definitely chuckled. Thanks. lol

[markseven]

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?






























A: None. That's a hardware problem.

[One21Two]

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. That's a hardware problem.

I thought that was funny.

[devonjordan]

both jokes get an A in my book.

[Erik]

again if it has to be explained... it isnt funny

Not true. It just means that you have to tell it to smarter people.

[mudflaps]

fagz.


Q: what do you call an ethiopian lady with a yeast infection?

A: a quarter pounder with cheese.

[Bimmerista]

^ gross

[mudflaps]

thank you, thank you


ill be here all night.

[sticksdaman]

theres a racist joke thread for that