E30-0 big F'ing unidentified marsupial/rodent-1

[Quik325ix]

driving back from college today i saw something run out quickly in front of me. I didnt have time to brake or anything. I dont know what it was, but i think it might have been a big fucking possum or a raccoon. The bastard knocked my front lip off, destroyed my passenger side fog light, and bent my valence. When i went back to retrieve my lip spoiler, no dead animal, no blood, just a bit of fur attached to my lip spoiler and thats it. The fucker did all that and i dont even think i did anything more to it than cause it to have a bad night....goddamn it...im drinking and passing out.

[One21Two]

That fuckin sux. Hope u get everything back together.

Wanted: Dead Racoon, find him so you can hang his head in your garage.

[Erik]

Werd, I hate dead animals in the road, that's why I drive slow now.

[Bimmerista]

Did it have insurance?

[Quik325ix]

well not to sounds like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, but my parents are still paying my insurance while i am in college...and i know i dont have full coverage, but im praying for comprehensive. In the meantime anyone know where i can get these parts? i dont think the valence is completely destroyed..just needs some attention. The passenger fog and the under lip are fucked though.

[Turf1600]

well not to sounds like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, but my parents are still paying my insurance while i am in college...and i know i dont have full coverage, but im praying for comprehensive. In the meantime anyone know where i can get these parts? i dont think the valence is completely destroyed..just needs some attention. The passenger fog and the under lip are fucked though.

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

j/k - I've never hit an animal. Hope I never will. I do hope the little guy is okay though. Better bent valence than a dead animal IMO.

[Apex381]

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

j/k - I've never hit an animal. Hope I never will. I do hope the little guy is okay though. Better bent valence than a dead animal IMO.

We have craploads of racoons and opasums. I wouldnt care if I hit one of those damn things. I'd be sad if I hit a fox though

[Quik325ix]

waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

j/k - I've never hit an animal. Hope I never will. I do hope the little guy is okay though. Better bent valence than a dead animal IMO.

generally i would feel the same way, but i really think that it was something like possum-zilla or something so i dont feel horrible. If it were a dog, cat, deer, etc. i would feel terrible. But seriously, possums are nasty little fuckers and i cant say that i have too much sympathy.

[Jon325i]

Garnish your valance with some razor wire and spikes - that'll get the lil' fucker next time.

Jon

[apexede30]

On a random tangent, I hear rumors of some kind of giant ass rat type animal living in luisiana. People actually hunt them for the sake of killing off their population. They eviscerate animals with teeth....What are those called again?

[Farbin Kaiber]

On a random tangent, I hear rumors of some kind of giant ass rat type animal living in luisiana. People actually hunt them for the sake of killing off their population. They eviscerate animals with teeth....What are those called again?

What do they do to animals with dentures?...Chupacabra?

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

generally i would feel the same way, but i really think that it was something like possum-zilla or something so i dont feel horrible. If it were a dog, cat, deer, etc. i would feel terrible. But seriously, possums are nasty little fuckers and i cant say that i have too much sympathy.

i spose it is just thw difference in places we live, but here in Missouri. If you hit an animal, even a deer it is no big deal. They are way over populated where i live. The only thing i would be sad to hit is a pheasant, and a fox.

[apexede30]

Nevermind. Did research. They're called Nutrias... They chew on stuff like tires. And exhausts. And kill puppies or something. Apparently there's a quota to kill them from what I understand. I'd hate to hit em. Up to 20 lbs.

[emi325i]

i ran over a pigeon once. i tried to avoid it, but, instead, ended up running it over with my tire. it went.. puf.. cloud of feathers behind me.. i felt bad after that, but now it's just funny.

[Sean]

I dodged a rabbit in the middle of NV once. That was fun. lol

At least it didn't hurt REALLY bad. Still sucks to hit stuff though, bummer.