How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[GarrettM]

You surf Craigslist almost everyday looking for cheap e30s knowing damn well you don't need another one.

Guilty as charged on that one.

[silversleeper]

You surf Craigslist almost everyday looking for cheap e30s knowing damn well you don't need another one.

[e30_kid89]

to get in the back seat, people go grabbing for a door handle on your e30 coupe that isn't there... even in the daytime, just cuz "it looked like there should be a door there"

LOOOL that happend to me when i was picking up these 2 chicks once...I was WTF how can you make the mistake of a door being there???:weak:


This thread delivers.

[StereoInstaller1]

R3V:
When complimenting another BMW, you get strange looks cause your referring to it as an eXX..

BMW owner:
Gets schooled by a r3v enthusiast about their own damn car.

A few days ago, a woman brought her e39 in for some basic stereo fixit stuff. She was the original owner, since 2001.

Some shitheel installed a deck, fuxored the wiring.

I showed her how to roll her windows up and down with the key and with the remote. She was floored...funny stuff.

[sumyungguy]

BMW owner:
-Your name is Bradley

Not cool.....

You go to the dealer, buy a 20$ part. Then load up on free cookies and bottled water and still feel you paid to much.

You buy something before you feast and hydrate?


R3V:
When complimenting another BMW, you get strange looks cause your referring to it as an eXX..

BMW owner:
Gets schooled by a r3v enthusiast about their own damn car.

[atomic]

Some R3V wannabe's start threads to solicite money from others because they are " IN NEED " of money because they want to go on a group drive that they can not afford.


Some BMW owners raised said dipshit !!

[JasonC]

r3v,
Parinoied about getting door dent's, so parks out in the middle of nowhere. Or parks next to a newer BMW or other new car.

BMW owner,
Parinoied about getting door dent's, so parks out in the middle of nowhere. Only to come out to have a 20 year old car sitting next to it and then worrying about door dings from the 20 year old box sitting next to it.

[eric (^__^)]

- Your oil service indicator is pegged to the right in the red
- Your BRAKE LINING light is on because you replaced your pads/rotors but you didn't replace the sensor
- Your SRS light is blinking, or you replaced your airbag model E30's check panel with a non airbag model's.
- Your SRS light is blinking as a result of something someone told you to do on R3V.

holy shit this is me exactly

except that my oil service bar went back into the yellow due to some sort of awesome I can't comprehend

[shiftbmw]

-You wish you could find Ronal Bears in 5 lug...

[James Crivellone]

R3V - You've put so much money into the damn E30, that in the end you realize that a Supercharged E39 M5 was well within reach, and begin to wonder if it was the right decision....THEN coming up with great excuses as to why it was.

BMW - Whoops time for the second oil change, trade in time! (my friends dad!)

[Charlie]

you ziptie your kidney grills on your rolling rape van instead of fixing your e30

Dammit, you were at the meet, weren't you.

-Charlie

[SamE30e]

Your tach stops working, you know exactly what the problem is a half a second after it happens. Time to go out and buy a battery holder.

[Brinkley]

You wish your e46 was as well put together as your e30 while you listen to it's failing VANOS on cold mornings

[trashcop 80s 80s]

to get in the back seat, people go grabbing for a door handle on your e30 coupe that isn't there... even in the daytime, just cuz "it looked like there should be a door there"

I used to get that all the time when I drove the e30. I don't get it.

[e30Matt]

- You've actually caught yourself lowballing your own FS thread.

- You know the sure-fire method to turn that check engine light off... remove the bulb.

- You laugh when people ask you "VANOS... that's like VTEC, right?"