How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

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  • Funkmasta
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    girls don't *think* you're rich.
    (Even though E30s and E36s cost nearly the same!! ha!)

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  • rThor432
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    Originally posted by Funkmasta
    you lie in wait for someone to post a picture of their significant other, then demand newds or bewbs
    Haha yes.

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  • psloan
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    post counts mean something

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  • e30_lover_CT
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    r3v:
    your first reaction when shit breaks is to come bitch on the board for help/parts or call a boneyard, but still drive your car :p

    BMW owner:
    your first reaction is to blindly whip out your checkbook to fix your "broken vehicle"

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  • Funkmasta
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    you lie in wait for someone to post a picture of their significant other, then demand newds or bewbs

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  • E30SPDFRK
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    Originally posted by george graves
    You buy a car to part out, but end up keeping all the parts for your self.
    Yup

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  • fretburnr
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    Originally posted by e30 Luv
    there are pictures of you inside your engine bay and/or inside your trunk
    trunk pics ftw!

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  • Car Addict
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    Originally posted by Apex381
    You tell girls that the crack in your old ass dash is where the airbag deploys from
    I have used that on more than one occasion

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  • e30 Luv
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    there are pictures of you inside your engine bay and/or inside your trunk

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  • SpecM
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    -Oh man this is great... keep 'em comming guys

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  • Apex381
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    Your car drive is older than the women you date.

    Your car is old enough to buy beer

    You tell girls that the crack in your old ass dash is where the airbag deploys from

    You tell people the overspray from a bad shadowline job or any mistake you've made on the car is the PO's mistake

    You get really pissed when people assume your car is a four cylinder

    You tell people that the rust hole in your muffler is "sport exhaust"

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  • CleanAzzE30z
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    Originally posted by ethree
    You're OBC readout is metric and although you know how to fix it you don't.
    You'll unhook the battery in a few days anyway.
    Originally posted by JamesE30
    -You know EXACTLY how long you can drive for after the petrol reserve light has come on.
    -You know what B M W stands for.
    -You swap an english saftey check panel, for a german one you cant read.
    Holy shit this is so true!!! hahahaha Good ones!!


    Mariano

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  • e30_lover_CT
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    to get in the back seat, people go grabbing for a door handle on your e30 coupe that isn't there... even in the daytime, just cuz "it looked like there should be a door there"

    Originally posted by GarrettM
    I always give sophomores and juniors rides home, and it happens EVERY TIME. Same with opening the door. They are soo amazed at the car, they always ask you sure this is an 88? Yea, I'm fairly confident pal.

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  • SamE30e
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    Don't know if it's been said but.

    You know just the right way to fix your fux0red screen on your OBC, a nice swift right jab.

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  • bolognablake
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    Originally posted by Charlie
    You demand 7 pictures of a 2 dollar takeoff part from a car out of a junkyard, want free shipping, and then say you can get it cheaper on ebay.

    -Charlie
    Nice.

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