How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

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  • Sponce
    Advanced Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 136

    #211
    -You'd do anything to have a e36/e46 in reality but spend all day long shit talking them

    thats bull... i really dont want and e36... infact i am selling one... they suck, that being said, anyone wana buy a '97 318ti?

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    • 92 mtechnic cabrio
      Honesty is not the best policy!
      • Dec 2003
      • 4907

      #212
      Originally posted by sticksdaman
      any new pics with the coils?^
      just imagine the car half an inch lower and the front wheels with -4 degrees of camber dialed in
      R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(

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      • e30Matt
        R3V Elite
        • Dec 2003
        • 5077

        #213
        BMW Owner - walks into an art gallery and admires the beautiful works.

        R3V Enthusiast - opens a picture book and asks for cliff notes.

        "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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        • E30Driv3R
          E30 Enthusiast
          • May 2004
          • 1169

          #214
          Originally posted by Sponce
          -You'd do anything to have a e36/e46 in reality but spend all day long shit talking them

          thats bull... i really dont want and e36... infact i am selling one... they suck, that being said, anyone wana buy a '97 318ti?
          Thats not an e36 lol thats an e30 in disguise
          Dan Zickel
          1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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          • erik325i
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jan 2005
            • 3567

            #215
            Originally posted by LEANE30
            you have so many e30 parts in your garage that you want to pick up a stock e30 just to have fun decking it out
            haha, so true.

            -Erik

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            • ethree
              E30 Fanatic
              • Aug 2007
              • 1213

              #216
              Originally posted by Sponce
              just buy the peak tool, that will reset your oil service light, and read engin fault codes.
              Why buy the tool when you can just use a jumper wire?

              The real problem is that the jumper wire doesn't work because your SI board batteries dead!

              P. S. what are you looking to get for the 318 ti?

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              • rThor432
                No R3VLimiter
                • Feb 2007
                • 3907

                #217
                Originally posted by Sponce
                -You'd do anything to have a e36/e46 in reality but spend all day long shit talking them
                Hahaha how about OWNING an E36/E46 and still slamming them when comparing them to E30's??

                I'm guilty... haha.. That was a good one.

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                • psloan
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 9815

                  #218
                  Owning an $1100 car - then spending $1500 on shocks, springs, airdams and splitters and shit.
                  "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                  • rThor432
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 3907

                    #219
                    Originally posted by LEANE30
                    - you have so many e30 parts in your garage that you want to pick up a stock e30 just to have fun decking it out

                    - your garage has more car parts in it than anything else
                    Ha this is so true.. I'm trying to talk my dad into buying a shell so I can put my parts somewhere other than the corner of the shop/garage. I have parts everywhere..

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                    • E30Driv3R
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • May 2004
                      • 1169

                      #220
                      When you hear someone say "Blunt" you are thinking of something totally different then anyone else around you
                      Dan Zickel
                      1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #221
                        Originally posted by E30Driv3R
                        When you hear someone say "Blunt" you are thinking of something totally different then anyone else around you


                        x billions.

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                        • e30Matt
                          R3V Elite
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 5077

                          #222
                          True R3V Enthusiast
                          - Knows Matt's screen name isn't "Mister 325".
                          - Always misspells "heater" "heeter."

                          "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                          • BBY1104

                            #223
                            I fixed it a Bit, haha

                            Here is a couple i though of:


                            Enthusiast: You go to the dealership and the only parts you need are outside the country or there is only 2 in the country.

                            BMW owner: You go the dealership and the only "parts" you buy are out of the BMW lifestyle collection


                            Enthusiast: When you see a car being parted out, no matter if it is a 84' 318i or an E30 M3 you still ask. "Do you have an iS lip?"

                            BMW owner: They look over at a parted out car, and then run a red and run into a bus. Then simply shrug and buy another one[/quote]

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                            • BBY1104

                              #224
                              I know you guys have more

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                              • E30Driv3R
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • May 2004
                                • 1169

                                #225
                                no shit let me sleep on it ill come up with another few...


                                keep it going BUMP
                                Dan Zickel
                                1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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