How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[Julien]

R3V
You think the bmw dealer is a dark evil place and that the salespeople are immoral tyrants who belong in hell, except the parts guy, he's kinda cool.
Bmw owner:
Parts guy, who's that? Oh that guy where I get the $200 BMW golf accesories.

[Stu]

Putting a $4000 engine in a $1000 car makes sense

Ding!

Working air conditioning, power locks, and suspension components/bushings that don't make any noise are all foreign to you.

[Funkmasta]

you realize that the 50 lbs of trunk tar is totally unnecessary, so you chisel it out.

[crunk3]

-You say your car is a complete peice of shit to most people, but secretly, inside, you think its faster, handles better than any real sports car.

Effin' awesome

[Turf1600]

You drop your car on the orig shocks

Put on new wheels before any other routine maintenance

You trust the quality of model car paint enough to cover your brake lights with it

[Ender.]

Ive laughed at almost every one of these! Keep them coming!

[FredK]

Working air conditioning, power locks, and suspension components/bushings that don't make any noise are all foreign to you.

Ah, but usually, r3v ppl are running a Magnaflow 14815 and can't hear any suspension noises anyway.

[fretburnr]

You would rather drive a 91 318is with 130k on it, over an 07 Honda Civic.

any day of the week. especially since that's a low mileage example! :D8-)

[crunk3]

actually know what the spark plug tool is

[Spiff325iS]

- 16'' 4 Lug BBS Mesh Wheels are always in the "What if" part of your mind
- When a indicator light turns off you feel 50000 tons of relief..like finding your wallet.
- Soon after, your running light indicator turns on, rear shock mount blows...but you still drive 150 miles to pick up a front lip.

[Turf1600]

3 or 4 piece of shit e30s are better than one nice car

[Kruzen]

lets see:
R3V:
-You have IE stage III on order but your glove box latch still doesn't work
-You think it's COMPLETELY normal to pegg out your m20 to 6-7k RPM at everyshift
-You say your car is a complete peice of shit to most people, but secretly, inside, you think its faster, handles better than any real sports car.
-You say hey is patrick or yves there, then when transfered you say "Hey what's up ..."
-Nothing worries you anymore... you have just about every tool in your trunk, so whatever.
-People in your family/room mates/girlfreinds know the little R3V symbol from a mile away and sigh when they see you on the website for over an hour a day :-/

Fucking guilty as charged.

I love you r3v.

My car is faster than everyone elses, even that brand new rx-8 my friend got, handles better too.

[ejnight]

You go to the dealer, buy a 20$ part. Then load up on free cookies and bottled water and still feel you paid to much.

[StereoInstaller1]

lets see:
R3V:
-You have IE stage III on order but your glove box latch still doesn't work

What the hell is this "Glovebox" you guys keep talking about?

[Kruzen]

What the hell is this "Glovebox" you guys keep talking about?

-- You have no use for your glovebox anymore because you put in a badass stereo system that dwarfs the actual cost of the car, but sounds amazing from 100 yards away.