Ok who has seen the new Hummer H2 sport truck? Joke or what

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  • M-technik-3
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 18946

    #1

    Ok who has seen the new Hummer H2 sport truck? Joke or what

    The pick up bed can't be more than 3 feet long. What good is that. GM should be shot for those things. Gas is down to $1.86 a gallon and $2.06 for premium. A sigh of relieve for gas monsters.
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  • Rob
    Moderator
    • Oct 2003
    • 8166

    #2
    I absolutely love the fact that the H2 is a glorified suburban with a body kit, and nothing more. I typically dont care for SUVs or off roading (did that boring shit all through high school), but the OG hummer had some sweet shit in it, drivetrain wise. Portal hubs, etc

    this new one is 100% image, which is fucking queer. Luckily its a GM product and they will start dying once they hit 100k
    BEERTECH

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    • Rob
      Moderator
      • Oct 2003
      • 8166

      #3
      lol

      BEERTECH

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      • bkelsey86
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 1173

        #4
        oh man how the hell did u find that website thats pretty funny but not as funny as this website http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbuti...himanyway.com/

        Man thats some bullshit about the tax returns on that H2 and how it doesnt have to state its fuel consumption.

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #5
          All the pics I keep finding are of a 4-door cab. I remember seeing a 2-door piclup version of it somewhere, which actually didn't look TOO bad.


          Originally posted by bkelsey86
          oh man how the hell did u find that website thats pretty funny
          Rob has a lot of free time... :D

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          • Rob
            Moderator
            • Oct 2003
            • 8166

            #6
            actually that link was sent to me by my full time banker friend *shrug*
            BEERTECH

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            • Jon325i
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 6934

              #7
              The original Hummer was (and still is) the shit. A REAL 4x4 that can go places most others can't.

              The H2....to coin part of BMWs tag line.....its "The Ultimate Poser Machine". An utterly worthless vehicle IMHO.

              Give me a diesel H1 everytime :twisted:

              Jon
              Rides...
              1991 325i - sold :(
              2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

              RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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              • BrianF 88iS
                Mod Crazy
                • Oct 2003
                • 669

                #8
                Originally posted by Jon325i
                The original Hummer was (and still is) the shit. A REAL 4x4 that can go places most others can't.

                The H2....to coin part of BMWs tag line.....its "The Ultimate Poser Machine". An utterly worthless vehicle IMHO.

                Give me a diesel H1 everytime :twisted:

                Jon
                Thank you.
                The H2s and the coming truck verison the H3s are GM tring to make Hummers the oppisite of what they are, Road cars.

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                • Chris E30 Cab
                  E30 Modder
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 866

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jon325i
                  The original Hummer was (and still is) the shit. A REAL 4x4 that can go places most others can't.

                  The H2....to coin part of BMWs tag line.....its "The Ultimate Poser Machine". An utterly worthless vehicle IMHO.

                  Give me a diesel H1 everytime :twisted:

                  Jon
                  Except Land Rovers which can off-road better due to their smaller size. The video of Range Rovers crossing the US Continental Divide is astonishing as they were not even using trails, but going up the sides of mountain peaks along run-off areas. I'd still take a LR 90, or Defender 90 as they are called in the US, over an original Hummer any day.

                  I saw a bunch of H2's during our visit home this past April....I didn't realize they were on a GM Suburban frame.........since they are so much wider.

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                  • kencopperwheat
                    King of Kegstands
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 14396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chris E30 Cab
                    Originally posted by Jon325i
                    The original Hummer was (and still is) the shit. A REAL 4x4 that can go places most others can't.

                    The H2....to coin part of BMWs tag line.....its "The Ultimate Poser Machine". An utterly worthless vehicle IMHO.

                    Give me a diesel H1 everytime :twisted:

                    Jon
                    Except Land Rovers which can off-road better due to their smaller size. The video of Range Rovers crossing the US Continental Divide is astonishing as they were not even using trails, but going up the sides of mountain peaks along run-off areas. I'd still take a LR 90, or Defender 90 as they are called in the US, over an original Hummer any day.

                    I saw a bunch of H2's during our visit home this past April....I didn't realize they were on a GM Suburban frame.........since they are so much wider.
                    No joke. Range Rovers are incredible off-road trucks. There is a badass 94 County near me with a full jungle rack on top with limb-lifting cables from the roof-rack to the front grille guard and everything. It's pretty decked out for off-roading.
                    The Defender 90s are awesome too. Although I've heard that they're one of the most uncomfortable trucks to drive on the road. I'd love to have a Defender 110; those are awesome. I'd take one over an H1 anyday.

                    Oh yeah... H2s are rediculous. Poser-mobile.
                    Originally posted by Gruelius
                    and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                    • decay
                      R3V Elite
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 5637

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rob
                      I absolutely love the fact that the H2 is a glorified suburban with a body kit, and nothing more.
                      tahoe, actually, suburban has a longer rear overhang.
                      past:
                      1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                      1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                      1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                      1985 323i baur
                      current:
                      1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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