I have officially ran from the cops in an E30 M3

[sam3]

As a Police Officer (21 years) and E30 M3 owner, I gotta say, really stupid on a number of fronts.
E30 M3's should be treasured and preserved, not bashed around like a Dodge Neon.

[z50_Jumper]

Swerd.

[Massive Lee]

I say you leave these kind of stories between you and your friends. That way you don't look like a tard on the internet.

That's like telling you found a nice blondie in a bar and she starts blowing you in a back alley, until you discover she was a he. You keep such stories for yourself...

[blunttech]

That's like telling you found a nice blondie in a bar and she starts blowing you in a back alley, until you discover she was a he. You keep such stories for yourself...

lee, is there something you want to share with the group??

[Massive Lee]

I told you to stop wearing blond wigs, Blunt. You even fooled me...

[blunttech]

I told you to stop wearing blond wigs, Blunt. You even fooled me...

it wasnt that i didnt think you looked hot in it. i merely took it off your head and placed it on mine while you did your deed as it was blocking the view of you taking it balls deep and im a very visual guy

[Erik]

Best short story ever.

[rThor432]

Yep your friend is an idiot.

[george graves]

stupid is as stupid does

[trent]

you are an idiot and i hope you get wiped off the map

[Snoopy]

well it isn't bullshit and he'll be spending a good 5 years in jail, I hate him for crashing it, but I love him for finally letting me riding in a "bavarian built hot rod"

[Snoopy]

oh yeah it happened on lakeshore in lake oswego, chased down by a honda bike. he said he was about to give up.

[george graves]

such bullshit - go away little boy.

[JGood]

well it isn't bullshit and he'll be spending a good 5 years in jail, I hate him for crashing it, but I love him for finally letting me riding in a "bavarian built hot rod"

Your friend is getting locked up for 5 years and you're cracking jokes.




Farbin, where's your ocean front property in AZ again?

[VAPORBLADE]

Wow.