she beat my car with a bat!

[Guest]

i was just thinkin of some shit that happened a while back when i was 16 and had a 98' taurus all white with some bang in the trunk. it was my very first car and i loved it so much. i thought it was so cool to have my trunk open completely with my remote. so anyway. i put i nice system in it and put high octane gas in it and took off daily to school.

one day, i was coming home from school and i was feelin quite fast since i beat a civic, a celica gt, and a prelude the night before. i had two friends in the car with me so i was feeling quite fast (dont forget i was a 16 yr old ass) so i was speeding thru the nieghborhood...
i turn my system way up (gotta love alpine!) and as im speeding tryna impress my friends, a lady throws a bat at my fuckin car. shes screaming n shit yellin (slow you fuuckin ass down fool! theres kids! im callin the cops moron!) so i slam on my brakes and whip that car in reverse and she runs in the house. my friend in the back gets out and decides to pick up the bat and throw it thru her window and i was like "wtf y did u do that?" so my first reaction was to take off. next thing you know, im being chased thru a nieghborhood doin like 90 down a block. this bitch is chasing us with a 98' taurus wagon!

so im scared as fuck and shes bumpin the back of my car and all of a sudden theres a street full of cars that usually has no cars sittin at the stop sign, so im forced to stop since theres bi-directional traffic! so bitch steps out with the same metal bat and starts bashing all over my brand new (used) ride! my friends are screaming (that shit is so loud! a metal bat breaking glass and hitting your roof!) and im like "oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!!"

so i had no choice but to off road my taurus and drive all thru this rich ass guys huge lawn. im tearin his shit up with my pedal to tha floor. runnin from this lady! so we hit a larger street and im doin like 105 and shes on my ass! we get behind some more cars and she gets out bashin my car again so i threw my car in reverse and hit hers and got away finally!
she fell since i hit her accidentally with my car. she was okay. i think.


the damage!
broken tail lights
rear windshield
fuel door knocked off
smashed rear plate
trunk no longer opens
smashed in roof, side panels, rear driver side door.

man i had to give the car to the insurance and they only gave me $600.
and with that $600 i bought my very first e30! 85 318i

man crazy shit!

[golde30]

W T F

how old are you now? i just want to see what "a while back" is...

[KenC]

ban?

[kronus]

wat

[lovemy318]

im 19 now. but i never speed thru hoods' anymore. not after witnesing a lil kid get struck by a speeding car.

[quikveedb2]

ban!

did you save your sideskirts & sell them to someone here/save then for your e30?

[lovemy318]

ban?

now thats not necessary!





is it?:dot:

[kronus]

did you save your sideskirts & sell them to someone here/save then for your e30?

You'd need '92-'96 taurus skirts. His was a '98.

[lovemy318]

^^^thanks for clearing that up bro!

[george graves]

...and she gets out bashin my car again so i threw my car in reverse and hit hers and got away finally!
she fell since i hit her accidentally with my car. she was okay. i think.

Yea, Ummmm, I'm no lawyer and all - but I'm sure some people might construe that as attempted motor vehicle homicide.

[alpinweiB]

yea well we all do stupid shit but hopefully we learn a lesson from it. and i'm sure he did

[mrsleeve]

The last place I would put that incriminating story is on the interweb!!!!!!!!!!! If it is indeed true, I smell some BS here. but I have heard of kids doing dumber shit.

[Sean]

It takes you seeing someone get hit by a car to pose the chance that someone in a neighborhood, where kids play in the street and grab each other's balls, might get hit if you drive wrecklessly?

Do you have ANY common sense?!

Additionally, that was f-in stupid. So, not only did you almost kill her, yourself, your friends AND common citizens, but you got nothing from all the damage she inflicted?!

I would have stayed put in front of her house, gotten out my cell phone and said, "Yea, well, ma'am, you aren't the only one on the phone. You've damaged my vehicle - I will be pressing charges."

you have proof - a broken windshield. She didn't have shit - just her saying you were speeding.

You, sir, are a moron.

Just my .02. :)

[TopOfTheLine89]

It takes you seeing someone get hit by a car to pose the chance that someone in a neighborhood, where kids play in the street and grab each other's balls, might get hit if you drive wrecklessly?

Do you have ANY common sense?!

Additionally, that was f-in stupid. So, not only did you almost kill her, yourself, your friends AND common citizens, but you got nothing from all the damage she inflicted?!

I would have stayed put in front of her house, gotten out my cell phone and said, "Yea, well, ma'am, you aren't the only one on the phone. You've damaged my vehicle - I will be pressing charges."

you have proof - a broken windshield. She didn't have shit - just her saying you were speeding.

You, sir, are a moron.

Just my .02. :)

He probably would have done that if his friend didn't throw the bat through her window.

[Farbin Kaiber]

i was just thinkin of some shit that happened a while back when i was 16 and had a 98' taurus all white with some bang in the trunk. it was my very first car and i loved it so much. i thought it was so cool to have my trunk open completely with my remote. so anyway. i put i nice system in it and put high octane gas in it and took off daily to school.

one day, i was coming home from school and i was feelin quite fast since i beat a civic, a celica gt, and a prelude the night before. i had two friends in the car with me so i was feeling quite fast (dont forget i was a 16 yr old ass) so i was speeding thru the nieghborhood...
i turn my system way up (gotta love alpine!) and as im speeding tryna impress my friends, a lady throws a bat at my fuckin car. shes screaming n shit yellin (slow you fuuckin ass down fool! theres kids! im callin the cops moron!) so i slam on my brakes and whip that car in reverse and she runs in the house. my friend in the back gets out and decides to pick up the bat and throw it thru her window and i was like "wtf y did u do that?" so my first reaction was to take off. next thing you know, im being chased thru a nieghborhood doin like 90 down a block. this bitch is chasing us with a 98' taurus wagon!

so im scared as fuck and shes bumpin the back of my car and all of a sudden theres a street full of cars that usually has no cars sittin at the stop sign, so im forced to stop since theres bi-directional traffic! so bitch steps out with the same metal bat and starts bashing all over my brand new (used) ride! my friends are screaming (that shit is so loud! a metal bat breaking glass and hitting your roof!) and im like "oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!!"

so i had no choice but to off road my taurus and drive all thru this rich ass guys huge lawn. im tearin his shit up with my pedal to tha floor. runnin from this lady! so we hit a larger street and im doin like 105 and shes on my ass! we get behind some more cars and she gets out bashin my car again so i threw my car in reverse and hit hers and got away finally!
she fell since i hit her accidentally with my car. she was okay. i think.


the damage!
broken tail lights
rear windshield
fuel door knocked off
smashed rear plate
trunk no longer opens
smashed in roof, side panels, rear driver side door.

man i had to give the car to the insurance and they only gave me $600.
and with that $600 i bought my very first e30! 85 318i

man crazy shit!

Wow. just wow. Somehow I was ready for what I read and it didn't surprise me too much coming from you. So, about those turbo parts.