she beat my car with a bat!

[Hon2BMW]

So much for my last three brain cells.........

[xLibelle]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pYLX56kachE

[george graves]

Bye Bye...

[Restoman]

SOB. I go to the office and come back and he's banned. Oh well.

[StereoInstaller1]

because you sir, are a douche bag...

He set you up so gracefully for that spike, and you took it all the way.

Fucking beautiful, absolutely flawless.

I am so glad this 'tard-o has been banned.

Well, I suppose I should not call him a "'tard-o" because it does make other retards look bad.

[CleanAzzE30z]

uhhhhhhhhhh.




Mariano

[TDE30]

I'm late. This never would have happened to him if he would have just slapped a turb to that Taurus.

[e30addict007]

i was just thinkin of some shit that happened a while back when i was 16 and had a 98' taurus all white with some bang in the trunk. it was my very first car and i loved it so much. i thought it was so cool to have my trunk open completely with my remote. so anyway. i put i nice system in it and put high octane gas in it and took off daily to school.

one day, i was coming home from school and i was feelin quite fast since i beat a civic, a celica gt, and a prelude the night before. i had two friends in the car with me so i was feeling quite fast (dont forget i was a 16 yr old ass) so i was speeding thru the nieghborhood...
i turn my system way up (gotta love alpine!) and as im speeding tryna impress my friends, a lady throws a bat at my fuckin car. shes screaming n shit yellin (slow you fuuckin ass down fool! theres kids! im callin the cops moron!) so i slam on my brakes and whip that car in reverse and she runs in the house. my friend in the back gets out and decides to pick up the bat and throw it thru her window and i was like "wtf y did u do that?" so my first reaction was to take off. next thing you know, im being chased thru a nieghborhood doin like 90 down a block. this bitch is chasing us with a 98' taurus wagon!

so im scared as fuck and shes bumpin the back of my car and all of a sudden theres a street full of cars that usually has no cars sittin at the stop sign, so im forced to stop since theres bi-directional traffic! so bitch steps out with the same metal bat and starts bashing all over my brand new (used) ride! my friends are screaming (that shit is so loud! a metal bat breaking glass and hitting your roof!) and im like "oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!!"

so i had no choice but to off road my taurus and drive all thru this rich ass guys huge lawn. im tearin his shit up with my pedal to tha floor. runnin from this lady! so we hit a larger street and im doin like 105 and shes on my ass! we get behind some more cars and she gets out bashin my car again so i threw my car in reverse and hit hers and got away finally!
she fell since i hit her accidentally with my car. she was okay. i think.


the damage!
broken tail lights
rear windshield
fuel door knocked off
smashed rear plate
trunk no longer opens
smashed in roof, side panels, rear driver side door.

man i had to give the car to the insurance and they only gave me $600.
and with that $600 i bought my very first e30! 85 318i

man crazy shit!

Give her the gaft!

[JamesE30]

You, are a fucking idiot.


I still find it unbelievable that your state (/country?) will allow people to drive solo at only the age of sixteen...
This is just one example, and not an uncommon one I'm sure, of a prepubescent sixteen year old showing off to his friends and risking dramatic consequences. At least this time you didn't harm or kill anyone with your reckless driving and speeding.

On a side note:
When I first got my e30, I had some FUCK WIT throw a decent sized rock at my car. Now I have every right to fucking pissed off. I was driving safely and cautiously, below the speed limit. I was not doing anything wrong. Essentially just another "kid" (18 ) in a BMW.
Now to hear you get so worked up over this lady, fucking pisses me off.
YOU WERE DOING THE WRONG THING. That old lady's kids / grandkids could of been playing on the street you were speeding down. I'm sure all your friends would be pretty impressed if you plowed one of them down.

You stupid fuck.