You know you are an E30 owner when......

[Vince30]

When all 8 of said workers crowd around engine bay looking for the battery to jump the car and look at you weird when you open the trunk.

Been there, I have jumped a few people and I back next to their hood and they are all "Wtf are you doing?"
And I love going to ntb and watch them put boards in front of the alignment rack to get my car on.

[TurboJake]

You desperately want to change all the bushings on your subframe.
But desperately don't want to have to drop the subframe.

That's where I'm at.

[AsharC]

when you buy your e30 and already spent more then twice of what you bought it for in a month.

[5Toes]

when people ask what car you drive and you say BMW. They get hyped up until they find out what year it is.

This. I hate it

Also when you get excited to get your hands dirty and do some work.

When you waste hours looking at parts you can't currently afford

[e30trooper]

you look 15^

[AsharC]

I look 12, im 16. Lol

[BMC227]

You desperately want to change all the bushings on your subframe.
But desperately don't want to have to drop the subframe.

That's where I'm at.

same :(

[Wh33lhop]

You desperately want to change all the bushings on your subframe.
But desperately don't want to have to drop the subframe.

That's where I'm at.

I don't mind dropping the subframe, I just don't want to do it until I have SS lines, new rear calipers, etc.

[F34R]

you look 15^

1million +

You know you own an e30 when your bank account is almost tapped out and you have a big smile on your face =)

[Pantless Spency]

1million +

You know you own an e30 when your bank account is almost tapped out and you have a big smile on your face =)

thats gonna be me on my next paycheck.... the bitch will run healthy :D

[KVF]

...You maintain a straight face and utmost sincerity as you explain the performance mods you are currently making to a 250,000+ mile car to the bewildered onlookers who happen upon your workspace(1).

(1) Your workspace is often a store parking lot or curbside.

[5Toes]

you look 15^

But Im 16

[Holland]

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[funcrew]

...When you can spot a E30 in someones backyard through a fence while driving 60+mph!

My wife did that last week, but since she was the passenger, maybe it doesn't count?

[slammin.e28]

When you're driving 80+ down the interstate and the oil light come on and you don't give a fuck 'cause you have 4 more engines at home in various stages of being swapped into the 3 other e30s you have.

Fuck yeah.