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    BMW thinks of everything :-)

    On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

    "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.

    Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replies Tiger.

    "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

    "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

    "Fookin Jaysus," says the Irishman. "BMW thinks of everything."

    "Modern cars may be able to outgun it, but few can match its character, its motorsport spirit, and the way it plasters a huge grin on your face at any speed." - Patrick George

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    Welcome to 10 years ago.
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      #3
      hahahahah.

      first time ive seen that.

      not bad
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        #4
        Originally posted by Jordan
        Welcome to 10 years ago.
        Still funny. I ddin't really think I had found a joke everyone hadn't heard, just thought I'd make a couple people laugh.

        Sorry Jordan, I won't do it again.

        "Modern cars may be able to outgun it, but few can match its character, its motorsport spirit, and the way it plasters a huge grin on your face at any speed." - Patrick George

        1988 M3 - Track Rat
        1989 325iC M50 Vert
        1989 325i Coupe
        1991 318is
        1995 318ti Club Sport
        2006 330i e90
        2008 Tundra Crewmax

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          #5
          I hadn't seen it before.. I got a good laugh out of it :up:
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            #6
            i think i might cry
            ive never seen it before
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            Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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              #7
              haha, nice, never heard that one before.
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                #8
                LMAO... that's funny.
                "Fookin Jaysus," says the Irishman. "BMW thinks of everything."
                You even spelled it just as it sounds when the Irish speak.

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                  #9
                  HAHAH, I gadda tell that one later.

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                    #10
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                      #11
                      Never seen it before. Made me laugh. :up:
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by brodee
                          Originally posted by Jordan
                          Welcome to 10 years ago.
                          Still funny. I ddin't really think I had found a joke everyone hadn't heard, just thought I'd make a couple people laugh.

                          Sorry Jordan, I won't do it again.
                          dude, that man cannot be seen in anything besides Buick, the joke doesn't work anymore.

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                            #14
                            good joke... definitely a classic i forgot about :up:

                            Originally posted by boricuabimma'
                            HAH!...nice ... at least someone uses his fuckin immagination & put some commedic effort into his smartass replies that's an awesome pic
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                              #15
                              dude, that man cannot be seen in anything besides Buick, the joke doesn't work anymore.
                              well the proper racial steriotype would have been cadilac... but is tiger woods really black? An eternal question. :roll:

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