couple questions, bad handbrake, and want to fix understeer on snow!

[nando]

you're driving it wrong

1) hammer on the brakes
2) turn in
3) floor it


also, try step 4, where you r3v it into a ditch for being an idiot.

you can't "fix" the handbrake either. those other cars have semi-permanent 4wd, so when you pull the e-brake it disengages the center differential allowing the front wheels to spin freely from the rear. the ix is full-time permanent AWD, so when you put the e-brake end it locks up both ends of the car. it's not broken, you are.

[blunttech]

im going to guess youre under 18. but it sounds like i could learn a lot from you seeing as you think the fastest way around a track is oversteering. i think you suck at 2 things ... driving and picking a name for this message board.. rather than "ihavefingers" it should be "ihavenobrain". i can see you driving like a fucking fool on snow covered city streets. ill take 3 to one odds if you stick around here we will be seeing a r3v thread sooner rather than later
eat an understeering dick

[Edev]

^grandpa speed (45mph = BAT SHIT FAST)

[morningsmiler]

I could use a set of ix weaves...guess I'll wait for the part-out thread

[eric (^__^)]

the ix's always were criticized for their truckish feel

but still, buy new front tires or something!

[blunttech]

shut it screech or ill pull my cock out of your throat and replace it with your headband. anytime you want to try and follow the old guy around the track youre welcome to try.
but you will fail just like all the others who get the "come along" sign

[Optimator]

I like your jeans, reppin my e30. They emphasize your slim physique.

[euroshark]

lol. Uh... what?

[blunttech]

I like your jeans, reppin my e30. They emphasize your slim physique.

we need a "m4m" section on this forum i think.

[Optimator]

There's nothing wrong with wearing jeans that accentuate your body type. Just watch an episode of "What Not To Wear" and you'd understand that.

[euroshark]

Again, what? I'm sure you are joking, I'm just waiting for the punchline.

Good times either way...

[Optimator]

I am not gay. I just have an eye for fashion.

[euroshark]

Whatever dude, love any man you choose.

[Optimator]

Hey, I'm not the one with the Arrogant Bastard avatar. That is the gayest beer ever. So overhyped, so disappointing.

[euroshark]

You wouldn't like it because you've had to many Cosmos and Pina Coladas. Maybe all the girl drinks and semen have ruined your taste buds.

Fuck, I was joking at first but now I just don't know...

For what it's worth, I'm not a huge fan of Arrogant Bastard, but the Double Bastard, Smoked Porter, Old Guardian, and Vertical Epic are all awesome. Regardless, the avatar stays.

EDIT: I can't stay mad at you, your name is cool. Beer related names get a second chance...