Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

If 1 more campaign person shows up on my porch...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    If 1 more campaign person shows up on my porch...

    I'm going to start telling them to get fucked.

    In the last 4 days, I've had 6 people show up banging on my door, half the time when I'm on the phone or eating, telling me I should vote for this person, that person, Bush, Kerry, who-fucking-ever. The one that just showed up a few minutes ago, asked me who I was voting for. LIKE IT'S ANY OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS. I flat out told her, "I don't tell people who I'm going to vote for". So she hands me an, I'm not kidding, 3 FOOT LONG door hanger spouting all this shit about how many jobs have been lost since Geroge W. Bush took office! I DON'T FUCKING CARE. You would think a liberal with enough fire in their panties to make them go out and walk door to door bugging the shit out of people could find a way to do it without wasting so much material. I'm going to vote for whomever I see fit, and it's not their's or anyone else's goddamn concern.

    That's the end of my rant. I'm sorry, but every 4 goddamn years this happens. I would rather shove my letter opener into my temple at a rate of 1mm per minute than suffer through 5 more minutes of election bullshit. Have you guys been watching these campaign commercials? What are they running for, president of the 8th grade?

    #2
    Ahhh, the joy of living at the very bottom of a LONG and STEEP hill... Nobody ever comes door to door :P

    Even people who go door to door in their cars won't come down here.

    Comment


      #3
      Dude, answer the door in your underwear eating a chcken leg and drinking a mug of beer.

      I havent had anyone come to my door in 6 years, and I see Jehova's Witnesses aroudn my hood all the time.
      Im now E30less.
      sigpic

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
        Dude, answer the door in your underwear eating a chcken leg and drinking a mug of beer.
        HoBetter yet, answer the door completely naked.

        Comment


          #5
          Shit, so that is why the stopped coming (I dont WEAR underwear)! :shock:
          Im now E30less.
          sigpic

          Comment


            #6
            I just made this for my front door, and hosted it so all of you can print one out and hang it on your front doors! (inspired by Jordan's similar sign)

            Comment


              #7
              Great sign there Josh, but you forgot..."but we gladly will purchase Girl Scout Cookies."

              Sorry....I'm a sucker for their chocolate mint cookies :D

              Jon
              Rides...
              1991 325i - sold :(
              2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

              RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by Jon325i
                Great sign there Josh, but you forgot..."but we gladly will purchase Girl Scout Cookies."

                Sorry....I'm a sucker for their chocolate mint cookies :D

                Jon
                AH HA! No need!

                My wife is a Girl Scout Leader. I GOT THE HOOK-UP. Besides, they don't go door-to-door.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Try: "Have you seen my baseball?" (wearing a helmet)

                  Comment


                    #10
                    I never thought that I would find an advantage to living in the most republican state in the union.


                    I just found one ;)
                    My mountains are better than yours.

                    Comment


                      #11
                      thats what door locks are for
                      BEERTECH

                      Comment


                        #12
                        HOw about a "Megan's Law" type sign?
                        Im now E30less.
                        sigpic

                        Comment


                          #13
                          I prefer the warning sign that can be seen while loading Grand Theft Auto for PS2:

                          "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

                          Comment


                            #14
                            quoted by one of my neighbors

                            i was underneath my car the other afternoon changing my oil, when i saw 2 peoples legs walking up my driveway. i came out from under my car and saw they were jahovas witnesses. so right as they started to introduce themselves i said "s'cuse me fellas, im a little beat. care for a drink?" they say no thanks so i walked back to my mini fridge in my garage and grabed a beer, walked back out to them, cracked it infront of them, and they just said "sorry, never mind" and walked off.

                            i thought that was pretty good.
                            98 M3/4/5

                            Comment

                            Working...
                            X