I'm going to start telling them to get fucked.
In the last 4 days, I've had 6 people show up banging on my door, half the time when I'm on the phone or eating, telling me I should vote for this person, that person, Bush, Kerry, who-fucking-ever. The one that just showed up a few minutes ago, asked me who I was voting for. LIKE IT'S ANY OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS. I flat out told her, "I don't tell people who I'm going to vote for". So she hands me an, I'm not kidding, 3 FOOT LONG door hanger spouting all this shit about how many jobs have been lost since Geroge W. Bush took office! I DON'T FUCKING CARE. You would think a liberal with enough fire in their panties to make them go out and walk door to door bugging the shit out of people could find a way to do it without wasting so much material. I'm going to vote for whomever I see fit, and it's not their's or anyone else's goddamn concern.
That's the end of my rant. I'm sorry, but every 4 goddamn years this happens. I would rather shove my letter opener into my temple at a rate of 1mm per minute than suffer through 5 more minutes of election bullshit. Have you guys been watching these campaign commercials? What are they running for, president of the 8th grade?
In the last 4 days, I've had 6 people show up banging on my door, half the time when I'm on the phone or eating, telling me I should vote for this person, that person, Bush, Kerry, who-fucking-ever. The one that just showed up a few minutes ago, asked me who I was voting for. LIKE IT'S ANY OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS. I flat out told her, "I don't tell people who I'm going to vote for". So she hands me an, I'm not kidding, 3 FOOT LONG door hanger spouting all this shit about how many jobs have been lost since Geroge W. Bush took office! I DON'T FUCKING CARE. You would think a liberal with enough fire in their panties to make them go out and walk door to door bugging the shit out of people could find a way to do it without wasting so much material. I'm going to vote for whomever I see fit, and it's not their's or anyone else's goddamn concern.
That's the end of my rant. I'm sorry, but every 4 goddamn years this happens. I would rather shove my letter opener into my temple at a rate of 1mm per minute than suffer through 5 more minutes of election bullshit. Have you guys been watching these campaign commercials? What are they running for, president of the 8th grade?
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