Omfg m3

[napabavarian]

Did ya notice the block is cracked in 7 places? :D

Replace with m42? :giggle:

[bimmer_E30]

HAHAHA maybe an M10??

[xLibelle]

Everone should lay off the two week thing. Me and this guy agreed at first conversation that our christmas vacation time would be great to meet up and pick up the car. I would have to trailer it because it didnt run and tires were flat. The two week thing was because i gave him my number (dumb move, i know, but i knew where he worked) and gave him time to ask his mom about the sale and to get pics from his sis. Also because I didnt have time. The two weeks time delay was no big deal i thought. Well turned out that all that talk about selling the car tipped someone in the family off and they hopped right on it.

I'm still trying to figure out the details - I called every salvage yard in the city except one because they are closed for a couple days. I'm starting to get a feeling that the car wasnt actually brought to a yard and that it was an excuse. I'm too pissed to let this go right now... but i'm sure i will have to soon come to terms.

[Funkmasta]

Seriously though, unicorn.

[Rogan]

reading this was like getting a piece of ass, when her momma walks in..

[blunttech]

this line here tells me everything i need to know

"and gave him time to ask his mom about the sale and to get pics from his sis.:

here was no M3. there never was. you ran into some loser probably similar to bimmere30 who saw you driving an e30 and fabricated a story to " be cool". forget about it. youre wasting your time and ours. i will gladly sell you my 4700 dollar M3 for 12k if you really want one

[Optimator]

i will gladly sell you my 4700 dollar M3 for 12k if you really want one

How about 6500 and a lusty handjob with unwavering eye contact?

[E30_pilot]

i can bs on everything and that OP got his
account hacked by a nigerian and posted this shits so he
and his little village can laugh at all of you guys.


and yes im drunk.

[Optimator]

You should get drunk more often, E30_pilot. It's the most coherent post you've typed yet.

[blunttech]

How about 6500 and a lusty handjob with unwavering eye contact?

you want me to actually pay for this when in the past youve gladly accommodated me for gas money and a lovely parting gift?

[Rogan]

you want me to actually pay for this when in the past youve gladly accommodated me for gas money and a lovely parting gift?

a "chin spoiler" ? :D

[Optimator]

I'm sorry Mr. blunt, but the Edible Arrangements "Fruit Festival" fruit basket you got me upon my arrival last time was more a gift for you. I assume it made my man yogurt quite palatable, as you quite hungrily lapped up the remnants of the nut I blasted over your coke bottle glasses off the epoxy painted floor of the Garage Mahal.

[blunttech]

I'm sorry Mr. blunt, but the Edible Arrangements "Fruit Festival" fruit basket you got me upon my arrival last time was more a gift for you. I assume it made my man yogurt quite palatable, as you quite hungrily lapped up the remnants of the nut I blasted over your coke bottle glasses off the epoxy painted floor of the Garage Mahal.

as much as i enjoy your vivid childlike imagination it pales in comparison to the sensation i get bouncing my nuts gently off your chin while i play the top of your head like a jamaican steele drum as you hum the chorus to the campbells soup song on my engorged rod.

[einstein57]

If someone tells me they have a m3 for $500 i'm following their ass home. This just seems like a weak attempt for attention.

[george graves]

Naw, xLibelle been around a long time - he's not trolling.