The official "what does your r3v name mean" thread

[Jparkr]

Jparkr = John Parker

Old name
Jparkr2004 John Parker 2004 (would be grad year)

[DatUtahGuy]

I've always wanted a black 3 series

Sparkling graphite is close enough :D

[smonkbmw]

i never had a nickname back in high school. afterwards i was rollin round town with a few friends listening to beastie boys. the song "brass monkey" was on, and my friend was singin along with the chorus and slurred the two together kinda "brass smonky" was what came out. he started laughin and then for some reason though smonky was funny, then he put 2+2 together and somehow i was referred to as Smonky or Smonk for short. i added vw for awhile when i was into volkswagons, then bmw when i learned my lesson and came to this side of the fence.

no it is not and never will be smoknbmw. it is not a misprint/spell. it is the way its supposed to be.

[32.5i]

somehow when you take 325i and mash it with 2.5 .. it ends up looking like '32.5i'

[Ray Smoodiver]

It’s been 5 years since the last series, and the Back Of The Y team has failed to mature in any way! If anything, the new Back Of The Y is more pathetically juvenile, violent and toilet humour heavy than ever. Host Danny Parker (Matt Heath) returns with his one-of-a-kind talk show. Each week he subjects viewers to a barrage of crude skits and irresponsible stunts - cheered on by a live studio audience.

We introduce Ray Smoodiver Porn Detective – The king of action. Each week he embarks on an epic porn related adventure, covering movie genres from Tron to Vietnam. Ray lives with his mother who has a draconian stance on self-abuse and is a constant cause of conflict.

All New Back Of The Y is the most wilfully offensive television you’ll see all year!

[Burnall4]

My STi had enough power to do a 4 wheel burn out...hence... Burnall4

[der affe]

DER = the
AFFE = monkey i like monkeys and that was a name that was attached to myself and a group of my friends (the monkey krew). we used to go around and get drunk and break stuff, get into fights, bang your girl, pee on your toilet paper or in your shampoo at your parties. criminal mischief and more. it was fun times!

my German friend Roland started calling me Der Affe. then after we went out drinking a few time and he saw me do some crazy shit........he also told me it was slang for "the idiot" also fitting at times. it just stuck.

[Wishno87]

Gary the snail says weeshnaw on spongebob squarepants
my car is an 87
Wisno87

[CorvallisBMW]

wow, 8 pages in only a few hours? fastest thread ever?

Corvallis: Where I live/go to school
BMW: duh

[cferb]

First initial, first four letters of my last name, pretty creative eh?

[T3rd Ferguson]

*BUZZ*
Trebec- "Ok Burt Reynolds"
Reynolds- "Yeah thats not my name"
Trebec- "Ok, Turd Ferguson..."
Reynolds- "Yeaaah whattya want?"
Trebec- "you buzzed in..."
Reynolds- "Yeah? that's your opinion"

[femme325is]

femme=female
325is= my car
pretty crafty eh?

[DCColegrove]

Colegrove is my last name... DC is either a comic book publisher, Delta Charlie, Direct Current, Doctor of Chiropractic or an obscure mathematics symbol meaning older than dirt...

I don't really remember any more...

[xlr8rbob]

used to stunt with a group called Team XLR8.

was the first forum id ever signed up on. have used the name ever since.

im sure you can figure out what Bob is.

[416stroker]

My names old from another forum. Its a stroked 340 that I used to have in my 73 Plymouth Duster. 340CID stroked to 416 CID