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    I am Mcguyver

    Well on the way to work today my accelrator cable snapped, huge bummer.

    It snapped in the car/truck lane of the NJ turnpike northbound next to exit 14 for Newark... super huge bummer.

    NJ TPK is a restricted roadway so you need to use NJTPK approved tows..like 80 bucks just for the hookup and pile it on for mileage..its rape.

    After about 20 min of fiddling, i got fed up.

    Took 2 bootlaces from my camping gear stillinthe back seat and tied them togeather, then tied this to the throttle body armature, rolled down the window and started the car, got out and checked where about 1500-2000 RPM was with the TB opened, shut the car off and themn pulled the TB with the bootlaces to the window, rolled up the window on the lace so that the TB was stuck open, the hood closing opened it up a little more.

    Started the car and drove off. kinda scary. but its a 5 speed so not all that bad.


    Drove over to the nearest strauss/pepboys...they had NO cables of any sort. I figured they would at least a have a accel cable for a old beetle i could cut down...nada

    Noticed a Lowes int he same parking lot and headed over.

    Got 3 feet of 1/16 arcraft cable..they were out of cable knarps (brass stops with screw in them) so i got some aluminum ferrules and some nuts.

    Slipped the cable into the old houseing and it was too large, ripped out the old cable housing and removed the plastic liner, then re assembled with the aricraft cable...sucess!

    Crimped the ferrules on with a pair of pliers using the nuts like a washer or stop.

    Carefully drove to work and ordered a new assemble for $20 bucks.



    Super ghetto moped/vw style fix that worked in a pinch.

    saved me some major bread



    Share your crazy stories! :nice:





    PS if you accel cable is justa little stiff like mine was, REPLACE THE CABLE!!!!
    88 325ic ~~~> Rusty and ugly
    85 E ~~~> RIP

    #2
    The bootlace move is pretty epic.

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      #3
      WOW.
      I am impressed!
      Yours truly,
      Rich
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      Originally posted by Rigmaster
      you kids get off my lawn.....

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        #4
        You rock, McGruber
        turk@gutenparts.com

        Originally posted by Janderson
        Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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          #5
          That shits ridiculous...
          Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

          Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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            #6
            Meh....

            A real Macgyver would never go to Lowes to get the job done. What did you have in your trunk? Why not rip some thread off an old pair of jeans?

            For the record, a true Macgyver would have had the cable snap, AND then run out of gas. In 5 minutes, he would have fermented his own urine into an alcohol, rejetted a carb, and take out the bad guys in time for a dinner date with some bimbo. I love me some Macgyver.

            With that said - hats off to you - That is a honest to goodness hack. And tow truck drivers suck. They are the bottom feeders of the car world who get their egos stroked by old ladys all day.
            Last edited by george graves; 01-20-2009, 03:41 PM.
            Originally posted by Matt-B
            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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              #7
              the huge worst bummer of all of this is that i had a water leak from the 3rd brakelight in my trunk

              so i took out the tool kit and cleaned out my trunk

              i only had my leatherman from my camping supplies on me
              88 325ic ~~~> Rusty and ugly
              85 E ~~~> RIP

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                #8
                Underware band. That is what you should have used.
                Originally posted by Matt-B
                hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  #9
                  haha, if i wore em
                  88 325ic ~~~> Rusty and ugly
                  85 E ~~~> RIP

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                    #10
                    needed more zipties

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                      #11
                      Its awesome not being a Normal lost person. GJ on the fix

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                        #12
                        I snapped a throttle cable on my '69 Opel and used a piece of fishing line, I ran the line through the wing window, tied a loop in the end and actually used it to modulate the throttle.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by george graves View Post
                          tow truck drivers suck. They are the bottom feeders of the car world who get their egos stroked by old ladys all day.

                          wtf? We are here for you, when you drive your car into a fucking ditch.. when your too lazy or retarded to jump your own car when its dead, or to change your flat tire, or when you run out of gas. We risk our lives daily out on the highways surrounded by retarded drivers that fly by our trucks at 80 miles an hour while we are HELPING you.. I bet your the kind of guy that cuts off a rollback driver with a 2 and a half ton load on the back. It seems like when people see the flashing yellows they only speed up. Granted you probably had a bad experience with a fat old greasy tow truck driver once, but that doesn't give you the right to shit on us and call us bottom feeding idiots that get our egos stroked by old ladies all day :down:
                          /rant


                          anyway moving on, thats some crazy shit. Ill make sure to keep some bootlaces in my car so when my throttle cable snaps ill be ready for some insane mcguyver shit

                          `92 325 vert - `90 325 coupe `99 m3 - Instagram @e30L

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                            #14
                            ur a tow truck driver?

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                              #15
                              Awesome fix! Lots of people would have rolled over and paid for the tow. Not you! They say that necessity is the mother of invention. Makes me think about stowing a spare accelerator cable for instances such as this.

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