Alpina X5

[Firestorm]

Caliper covers?

Sup ebay.

[Collin]

how come the brake calipers dont appear to line up with the rotors?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/RED-Brake-Caliper-Cover-SET-Front-Rear-FREE-BB-Sticker_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a12Q7c66Q3a2Q7c39Q3a1Q7c72Q3a1171Q7c240Q3a1309Q7c301Q3a1Q7c293Q3a1Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem41462f1db0QQitemZ280350367152QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories#ht_3085wt_1197

[sharky]

your stepsisters father is a ricer, you should pop that fake ass bitch... that X5 makes baby jesus slit the throats of kittens.

[edsta74]

The badge on the back says 'VB'. not 'V8'. lulz.

Thought it looked odd, but then again i thought i may have been an effed up 8. lol either way, fake. and not a very good job at that....

ps. whats VB mean Very Bogus?

[theox69]

look up the vin.

[CreagerPhotography]

How sad is that! It just looks like a 2001 4.0 with the sport package.

We all know its a fake. I looked around Alpina's site and the only thing that comes up are Parts & Accessories → Wheel Sets mostly and the wheel size available is only a 21" wheel....not the 18" wheel seen on suspect X5.

I worked at Bellevue BMW way back in the day and the only time I saw chrome on wheels was because the customer had it done. Times have changed but I'm pretty sure neither BMW or Alpina do chrome wheels.

[killa325i]

ghey

[Erik]

does not look to be in line with authentic Alpina styling to me, but I don't care for X5's either.

Plus I've never seen a real Alpina with anything other than BMW roundels on the boot and bonnet myself..

edit: in the one pic you can see how the hood emblem doesn't even fit the curvature of the vehicle properly, LOL

Definitely an eBay special.. Notice the valvestems, LOL yeah.. Real Alpina's of this period should have hidden stems and more of a vibrant centercap. Everything about that car screams eBay, from the bullshit emblems to the brembo caliper covers LOL. You can tell your stepfather to go suck a fat dick for feeding you that bullshit.

do a quick image search, print off what you find and plaster it to his windshield with a glue stick. And I don't think there is such thing as an E53 Alpina. I can only recall concepts on the E70 chassis.

Also, that BULLSHIT about importing it from Germany!? ROFLMFAO. That POS was assembled alongside every single other E53 in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Do me a favor, print off this thread, kick him in the balls and when he drops to his knees could you please staple this to his forehead for me - thanks!!!

^ Worth reading.

alpina did it for the lulz

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This "Alpina" is a definitely Lulz.

[Motorsports]

Fake. Trust me if you was to see an authentic Alpina X5 you'll know.

[SamE30e]

I'm willing to bet that those "Brembo's" are those plastic covers off ebay.

[Knoepfler]

does not look to be in line with authentic alpina styling to me, but i don't care for x5's either.

Plus i've never seen a real alpina with anything other than bmw roundels on the boot and bonnet myself..

Edit: In the one pic you can see how the hood emblem doesn't even fit the curvature of the vehicle properly, lol

definitely an ebay special.. Notice the valvestems, lol yeah.. Real alpina's of this period should have hidden stems and more of a vibrant centercap. Everything about that car screams ebay, from the bullshit emblems to the brembo caliper covers lol. You can tell your stepfather to go suck a fat dick for feeding you that bullshit.

Do a quick image search, print off what you find and plaster it to his windshield with a glue stick. And i don't think there is such thing as an e53 alpina. I can only recall concepts on the e70 chassis.

Also, that bullshit about importing it from germany!? Roflmfao. That pos was assembled alongside every single other e53 in spartanburg, south carolina.

Do me a favor, print off this thread, kick him in the balls and when he drops to his knees could you please staple this to his forehead for me - thanks!!!

rofl

[asuj158]

looks like shit

[ak-]

does not look to be in line with authentic alpina styling to me, but i don't care for x5's either.

Plus i've never seen a real alpina with anything other than bmw roundels on the boot and bonnet myself..

Edit: In the one pic you can see how the hood emblem doesn't even fit the curvature of the vehicle properly, lol

definitely an ebay special.. Notice the valvestems, lol yeah.. Real alpina's of this period should have hidden stems and more of a vibrant centercap. Everything about that car screams ebay, from the bullshit emblems to the brembo caliper covers lol. You can tell your stepfather to go suck a fat dick for feeding you that bullshit.

Do a quick image search, print off what you find and plaster it to his windshield with a glue stick. And i don't think there is such thing as an e53 alpina. I can only recall concepts on the e70 chassis.

Also, that bullshit about importing it from germany!? Roflmfao. That pos was assembled alongside every single other e53 in spartanburg, south carolina.

Do me a favor, print off this thread, kick him in the balls and when he drops to his knees could you please staple this to his forehead for me - thanks!!!

lmfao

[atan88]

Just shows you cant buy class. Sorry but Id rather take the bus than get cought in that thing.

[BeirBrennerE30]

if it has alpina/acs badges instead of roundels its insta-fake