The New Girl

[StereoInstaller1]

being a carpenter i just picked up my hammer and saw...

oh man....did I tell you I spent 3 years learning to speak African? Last summer I went on a cruise, and I was so happy the Captain spoke African.

We sat and talked for hours....man, we really clicked!

[McGyver]

Good to hear your blindness has been cured.

being a carpenter i just picked up my hammer and saw...

[trackjunkie21]

Hahahaha

[StereoInstaller1]

with lube. Duh.

OK, that makes sense.

i see what you did there.

Good to hear your blindness has been cured.

Carry on, Gentlemen.

[McGyver]

What? HOW do you fuck a turtle?

i see what you did there.

[iamsam]

[Roysneon]

with lube. Duh.

[StereoInstaller1]

Why did you have to make him a turtle? I love fucking turtles.

What? HOW do you fuck a turtle?

[hendrixvodu]

girl?! the lack of them in my life has drawn me to this thread

[Edev]

Ha. Well that was an interesting read.

[HarryPotter]

He looks like a yurtle

[Vince30]

Is turtle dude banned yet?

Edit: It appears his posts were deleted and the banhammer has struck.

[Eecen]

Well, that was a nice monday night read.

[skuurt skuurt]

I flipped through this thread during class. It went way to many directions for cliffs.

[dashboardmonkey]

No. That will only be achieved with proper low. With time gentlemen. With time.

we are not nor will we ever be gentle