I was driving on Ortega highway out of the Lake Elsinore area this afternoon, I then noticed that my temperature gauge was a needle length away from red, I pulled over and popped the hood to find that the lower radiator hose had a hole in it. fml. Driving the highway was scarey and sketchy as hell to begin with but this added a whole new element of anxiety and repeatedly saying "Fuuuuuuuuuck!"
But, thankfully I found some electrical tape in the glove box and was able to patch up the tube. Then I asked the friends I was with to sacrifice their water bottles to my car, but the whole 16 oz we had and small amount of spare coolant I left in the trunk wasn't gonna cut it. So the only thing I could do was call tipple A and tow this bitch.. oh wait, no fucking signal because we're in the middle of a damn mountainous road in hell's asshole.
As I look over the side of the turnout I stopped at, lo' and behold, there's a small river running parallel to us! Grabbed the empty coolant bottle and ran down there. Filled up the coolant reservoir and turned that dirty slut back on, check for leaks; none.
Go home feeling like a fuckin' boss.

Car piss


But, thankfully I found some electrical tape in the glove box and was able to patch up the tube. Then I asked the friends I was with to sacrifice their water bottles to my car, but the whole 16 oz we had and small amount of spare coolant I left in the trunk wasn't gonna cut it. So the only thing I could do was call tipple A and tow this bitch.. oh wait, no fucking signal because we're in the middle of a damn mountainous road in hell's asshole.
As I look over the side of the turnout I stopped at, lo' and behold, there's a small river running parallel to us! Grabbed the empty coolant bottle and ran down there. Filled up the coolant reservoir and turned that dirty slut back on, check for leaks; none.
Go home feeling like a fuckin' boss.

Car piss


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