Long time lurker, finally got an e30.

[Bimmerfanatik]

Is that the noob greeting?

Nah - it is usually harsher. But that is because the noob usually posts some inane question that could have been answered by using the search, or even better, posts a questions about something that is covered in the thread right below it.

I think Dan "the bent wheel man" Gillan was just getting your first insult out of the way. They tend to fly fast and furious here.

See, Dave would be right, if it wasn't Danny Gillany we were talking about.

See, Dan spent his earlier childhood trying to fill the shoes of the daughter his parents never had. While his friends all played kickball or little league, Dan was forced to attend ballet classes, and local Girl Scout meetings. Years later, he still harvests hostile feelings for anyone who was raised as a real boy, and tends to take it out on new people that he meets. It's often said you can hear him counting the steps and going on tiptoes as he walks. We affectionately refer to his condition as "sandinthevaginaitis". He's a bit sensitive about this contidion, but feel free to poke fun - we all do.

Welcome aboard, skipper. Rock the E30 till you die. Sick deal for 1500 - that car looks like it's worth more.

And your mom gives amazing head.

[Dave]

You are one Wicked mean Chowd.

[Bimmerfanatik]

You are one Wicked mean Chowd.

I fucking rule. And Chowdah Head or Masshole will be fine, thank you.

:pimp:

[PeaveyBassist]

And your mom gives amazing head.

Agreed...

Will

[Bimmerfanatik]

And your mom gives amazing head.

Agreed...

Will

Fuckin' right doggy!

Fuckin hilarious - I use your quote for my sig, you use my old quote for yours.

E30harmony.com. Possible name change Jordan? Let's think about it.

[kurinto]

Omg I'm loving this board already.

[PeaveyBassist]

hahaa, we should totally change the name!

Will

[Bimmerfanatik]

Omg I'm loving this board already.

Fuck you noob. This goes for your mom too. And I THINK she even gives better head than this guy's mom. I'll let you know for sure tomorrow - I've got them both lined up back to back for the most accurate comparison.

Welcome to hell, feel free to move about the cabin.

[Bimmerfanatik]

hahaa, we should totally change the name!

Will

I'm all for it. We'd have a bunch of hippies joining asking why we're talking about cars so much if they pollute, and a bunch of single people signing up thinking they're going to meet that special person on here.

Well, there is a special person on here. It's Dan. Dan Gillan. And you really can't get a more special guy.

Thanks Dan, for being there when I need you. Many years of fond memories to come.

Will, let's tagteam the noob's mom. It'll be a hoot.

[Digitalwave]

E30harmony.com. Possible name change Jordan? Let's think about it.

HAHA Well this site did help Jordan find his current lover and room mate!

[Bimmerfanatik]

E30harmony.com. Possible name change Jordan? Let's think about it.

HAHA Well this site did help Jordan find his current lover and room mate!

FUCK I didn't even put 2 and 2 together! That's it - this is E30harmony.com. Fuck R3V or REV or whatever.

E30harmony. Meet YOUR special match today!