Redefining "E28".

[SamE30e]

Fucking fuckin fuckin fuck fuckin baller!

[Tavern Gnome]

I love the wheels...

[m3austin]

What's next? Rerouting your windshield washer fluid sprayers to make it look like your car is peeing (and giving up the ability to keep the front window clean of bugs) ???

If it counts, my windsheild cleaning system isn't even hooked up. :D And I have no intention of doing so, never used it anyway.

[Jand3rson]

My G6 is perfectly good at going from A to B... and it wasn't bought for racing.

Enough with the horseshit, Heeter. You don't even have a fucking G6, everyone knows it by now. My god, if there was ever a bigger attention whore.

"I don't stir up enough shit by telling everyone on this forum that they're wrong about everything from popcorn to politics, so I'm going to make up an elaborate 6 month long bullshit yarn about the fictional E85 ethanol Impala and the Pontiac G6 I just bought just so I can get everyone's panties twisted a little more. Then when everyone starts bitching about it, I can have ammo for another 6 months of bitching people out about how economically sound E85 and big American cars are, because I'm an economics major, and I need to make sure everyone and their wacky uncle Fred knows it".

Heeter drives an E39 540i. There, I said it. Now everyone knows that you're actually better than them.

And my windshield sprayers don't work, either. They never have, I've never fixed them, and I've never needed them.

[kronus]

^ teehee

[Ral]

Doesn't seem to flow to me. The rusty hood has a lot of character and these beautiful patterns from the rust. It works well with the rack, but I'm not liking the tire/boxes on top. Then, all this is done over a beautifully painted immaculate rest of the car, with beautiful, classy wheels on it. Then, the bumper is painted army green, which isn't seen anywhere else on the car. If it were mine, I'd take the stuff off the rack and either take the bumper off or go with the rusty euro bumpers, and change out the wheels for some more simple, dished wheels.

[Farbin Kaiber]

That had a bit of burn on it...


Inspiration of the theme...

[rwh11385]

Josh = no fun.

what? Did someone piss in your government Cheerios this morning?

[SpasticDwarf]

Find a completely practical vehicle,
Try to make it as nonfunctional as possible,
Pull into a dark parking garage,
Experiment with angles until you find a sexy downward and 27 degree clockwise shot

Thats why my pics are in the daylight, upward angles and mostly straight.
And it's more functional than it was before.... The only thing non-cosmetic changed was the addition of a roof rack. how is that non-functional?

Ruh roh, Heeter doesn't like your car. Guess that means it's all over.

Didn't you know, Spastic? Cars are only supposed to be used for racing, not putting your own style to and enjoying.

Bummer. Game over. I'm embarrassed to own it now. Just take it away.

These retards are fighting against practicality to fit in. Wow, cool... stretched tires, rubber band tires, stupid camber, rusted hood, riding on bumpstops.

What's next? Rerouting your windshield washer fluid sprayers to make it look like your car is peeing (and giving up the ability to keep the front window clean of bugs) ???

My car isn't running on bumpstops and my windshield sprayers don't work, they never have, and I have no intention of ever hooking them up.

[DEV0 E30]

I'd gladly take those wheels off your hands.

[Jand3rson]

Josh = no fun.

what? Did someone piss in your government Cheerios this morning?

Government Cheerios? I don't eat government Cheerios. The kids my wife watches do. Find something else to try and hit me with.

Your powers are weak, old man.

[bigjake]

how did u set your hood up? just sand it down and leave it outside? i did that with my mk3 jetta and it didnt turn out right

[bigjake]

My G6 is perfectly good at going from A to B... and it wasn't bought for racing.

These retards are fighting against practicality to fit in. Wow, cool... stretched tires, rubber band tires, stupid camber, rusted hood, riding on bumpstops.

What's next? Rerouting your windshield washer fluid sprayers to make it look like your car is peeing (and giving up the ability to keep the front window clean of bugs) ???

wtf
im a "dubber" then, and im also 6ft8 you wanna start somethin ol' man?

[m3austin]

He already said how he did it. Took the paint off and used a hydrogen peroxide and vinegar mix.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Oh shit heeter, the guy that's almost as tall as me, but quite a bit closer is threatening to come over in a veedub and hurt ya.