Dear r3vlimited,NWS

[EN318isPDX]

How many screws and zip ties does it take a cali-tard to attach a 89 valance to a euro metal bumper you ask?

I counted 13 screws on the left side, so double that and it took him at least 26 screws and 16 zip ties!!

[e30edward]

This thread makes me lawl

[Farbin Kaiber]

This guy is actually redefining an e30. ;)

[Stephen]

What's next? Lightweight interior modZ? Mebe a beer tap for a shifter?

teh lolz

[Farbin Kaiber]

What's next? Lightweight interior modZ? Mebe a beer tap for a shifter?

[Stephen]

Just wedge an I lip in the gap between the bumper and valance :up:

[Farbin Kaiber]

I think what everyone already said about what looks bad is spot on. Way to go r3v.

[EN318isPDX]

Let's not make fun of his weight problem.

Only making fun of his sticker and valance

[Stephen]

Let's not make fun of his weight problem.

[EN318isPDX]

Don't lie, another person of your size won't fit in the e30 with you already in there.

<------Insert pic of 2 fat asses in e30 here------>

[kronus]

Don't lie, another person of your size won't fit in the e30 with you already in there.

[Jesse30]

How can a car with that much wheel gap have a "car will scrape" sticker?

-Charlie

because its already lowering the car too much with my fat ass in there, i'd hate to think what it'd do to the car with a lady of my size next to me.

[EN318isPDX]

i wish it was a poor 84 318i, insurance would be cheaper..

Ya i upgraded to an 318is and my insurance went down about half..

Airbag ftw?

Went from paying 150 on my 325e to 80 per month for my 318is

[Jesse30]

See below

wut?

[Jesse30]

fuckin elites.

looks like crap jess, but i like euro bumpers! so you win!

haha thanks man :D hows hawaii treatin you? finish that swap yet?