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  • napabavarian
    E30 Modder
    • Jun 2008
    • 834

    #1

    e34 story...


    This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.
  • stevofthahill
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2005
    • 2468

    #2
    Good story?

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    • Motorsports
      R3VLimited
      • Feb 2007
      • 2882

      #3
      Nice ways to keep it short.
      sigpic

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      • shmutzigE30
        E30 Mastermind
        • Oct 2008
        • 1680

        #4
        haha. can you tell it again???
        AW 89' 325i Vert - SOLD

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        • Alkasquawlik
          R3V Elite
          • Feb 2008
          • 4557

          #5
          540i/6?

          SC*AR

          Originally posted by JamesE30
          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          • TDE30
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2008
            • 7042

            #6
            Ratty E34 525i's do not make good stories.
            - Trey

            E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
            E36 325i sedan
            E30 325i sedan
            Volvo 945T

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            • James
              Grease Monkey
              • Oct 2004
              • 334

              #7
              you kept me guessing until the very end

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              • Wh33lhop
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2009
                • 11705

                #8
                tl;dr. cliffs?
                paint sucks

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                • napabavarian
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 834

                  #9
                  Jeez, that's just the first chapter, more will come over the next couple/few weeks...besides, the drivers door is already sold and gone, makes entry and egress easy.

                  525i/5 possible LSD with 1 heated seat and no alternator :pimp:

                  This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                  • Bimmerista
                    R3V Elite
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 5425

                    #10
                    I've seen nicer cars in junkyards

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                    • napabavarian
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 834

                      #11
                      Yeah, they'll sell ya the engine for more than I have in the car

                      This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                      • daniel
                        R3V OG
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 6703

                        #12
                        i dont get it
                        http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                        • SaskE30
                          Wrencher
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 249

                          #13
                          would read again


                          89 325i Alpine White

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                          • Paukert11
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1295

                            #14
                            my e34 look hot until i got t boned. nice and hard

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                            • napabavarian
                              E30 Modder
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 834

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Paukert11
                              my e34 look hot until i got boned. nice and hard

                              :(

                              This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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