Here's how it went:
First I removed the front bumper from the car, which is a sub-1-minute procedure. Take a 10mm allen/male hex socket and undo the two large bolts that connect the bumper to the bumper shocks. Mine were not rusted and didn't take an unreasonable amount of force to get off; I've heard some people have trouble with these.
Pull the bumper most of the way off and disconnect the plugs that go into each turn signal bucket. If you have US bumper trim, remove the running light lenses and disconnect the wires before taking off the bumper, and push them inside of it. I have european trim so my running light wires were long since wrapped up and stowed away. You're left with a bumper-less E30:

Pop the hood, but do not open it. Undo the clips on top of the headlight grills and kidney grills. Remove kidneys. Remove two screws on bottom of each headlight grill and remove grills. I did this later so my pictures don't reflect this yet, but now is as good a time as any. Make sure to keep track of the clips and screws, there's going to be a lot of them floating around by the time everything is removed, so don't lose or confuse 'em.
Now it's time to start actually removing the valence. There's a bracket on each side of the valence, that the bumper slides into when on the car.

Each bracket is held in with two screws, accessed from behind the valence/fender.

I jacked up the front of the car at this point to get some more room under the currently installed valence; for those of you with lower cars this is probably a necessity. In the picture above, you can see the two empty holes on the right where the bracket was held in. The nut towards the left holds the horn in place on each side, and undid the horns to let them dangle in order to get more room around the bracket screws. Next to the brackets is another screw on each side, that also goes through the fender and valence:

Also remove the screw(s) that hold the lower fender liner/thing with brake duct hole as there was one screw on each side of mine that attached it to the valence. Next up, focus on the lower left (for the passenger side) and the lower right (for the driver's side) where the top most valence panel slides into part of the fender. There are two fasteners on each side, one from above, one from below:
The top is another 8mm (I think?) head like the rest that have been encountered so far, it.s the one that screws in from above:

BMW decided that for this particular applications, the metric system used on fasteners everywhere else through out the vehicle wasn't good enough, so in their infinite wisdom, they figured out a T25 torx would provide maximum security for anyone trying to steal your valence, and the maximum annoyance for owners trying to do the same. This is the screw that goes in from the bottom:

I took a picture of this for some reason, I'm pretty sure that this is one of the upper mounts that attaches to the left and right of the radiator, near the high beam on each side:

Remove the brake ducts to reveal each of the lower mounts:

This also segues nicely into the next part. Once the valence was fully removed, I had to transfer all the plastic grommets and such over from my old one, which can also be viewed in the picture above. I also transferred the fogs at this point.


New valence fully dressed with fogs and all grommets:

Nekkid E30 face:

I also took the opportunity to hit my brake ducts with some fresh SEM trim paint. I have another pair with fully intact tabs that I
m going to paint white in the future, but these will do for now, secure just fine, and look a lot better than they did before, where white paint was showing through the chipped black paint that some fool decided to hit my front end with:

I also did the same with another oil cooler grill I had. I decided to try something a bit different with this, though. One of the fins was snapped, so I decided to remove all of them, sand them down, and see how it looked. I think it came out quite acceptable, if not nicely:

Installation is the opposite of removal. Out with the old:


In with the new!


I still can't get over how it looks like a new car to me. After having that bent, mismatched black valence, the car finally looks color coordinated and like a real E30. The color match is actually fantastic. I was worried that the powder I selected, which was a non OEM, powder only color, would not match well, bit it's actually imperceptible, even in perfect daylight. I'll try to get some brighter pics next weekend, as the sun was setting as I finished this, but it really looks great.
Side note: I also finally installed the window trim which had been missing since I bought the car. Two adjustable wrenches and a little coaxing, and they're on there pretty good, at least for the time being:


I'm so happy with how this all turned out, the car really looks like it really should. I also shouldn't have to worry about rock chips any more thanks to the robustness of the powder. Hope this is helpful to anyone removing/installing a valence. Next weekend I'll hopefully be smoking my headlights, fingers crossed.





































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