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    The Perks of Being a Bronzit E30

    Bronzit E30's have it tough.
    They're usually the more abused, cursed E30's that no one wants because some people find it to be an ugly color or because they're mostly cursed.
    I love bronzit on my E30.
    However, I hate the car. But I also love it.
    It's a very bittersweet relationship.
    For introduction, I just turned 17 and this is my first car. On a scale of mechanical experience, 1 being cleaning a car, 10 being some nut in a village in Germany that just rebuilds 16 speed truck transmissions all day, I'm probably a 4 or a 5. Before my E30, i've changed out spark plugs, cat converters, ignition coils, pretty basic stuff.
    Boy was I in for a surprise.

    I bought my E30 in Brooklyn from a kid that was slightly more retarded than me for even thinking of owning a car, let alone a BMW.
    I paid $900 for an early 88' IS. It was lowered on Eibach springs and has an exhaust that makes noise and stuff. It was a geogia car so it wasn't sunfaded but it also wasn't rusted. So I was happy. Unfortunately like the majority of us who buy our first cars, we get overjoyed and don't really realize a few things.
    The car was hoodless. He drove me around the block in Brooklyn, and everything was swell. Nothing seemed out of order.
    The interior was absolute shit though.


    It looked ok from the outside


    So I drove back to Jersey and got it insured and registered, and now back to Brooklyn we go.
    Plates are put on, "Oh yeah I'm finally getting this baby home,"
    We drove about 6 blocks until I realize there is quite a bit of smoke coming out of the hood (we mocked a hood on). "Dad, check if the car is overheating." "Oh shit!"
    There is a sign in front of us that says "Belt Parkway"
    This car will not make it to Jersey. We parked right before the belt parkway, right on the intersection that it takes you.
    We checked what's going on. Coolant levels? There is no coolant. I run to the store and get some water, actually like 5 gallons of it. Fill it up, bleed the system. It's still overheating. Checked the dipstick for oil...the dipstick was as dry as can ever be. There is absolutely no oil in the engine. I run to walgreens and get 6 quarts of Mobil 1. Now lets check if its overheating. It still is.
    We drive back to Jersey because our efforts are fruitless. We return the next day with a UHaul transporter and a Ford F250. This car's getting to Jersey. Unfortunately, the transporter was way too wide for the rush hour of the Belt Parkway, so we're going to go through Manhattan. I'm not sure why because that was way fucking worse.


    So we get it to Jersey and leave it in my house. I post my first thread on r3v technical about my overheating problem.
    Deep in my head I was thinking it was the headgasket, but that's the last thing I want to even hear. After all, the hardest thing I've done is change out freakin ignition coils... I don't know shit about taking a motor apart.
    I contacted a couple of places asking for prices...some of the prices were 1/2 of what I paid for the E30. Word spread around my town and I got tips, help, and tools from people.
    Fuck it what's the worse that can happen?

    This is the worse that can happen. My head is fucked beyond machinable repair.
    But it was definately my headgasket...

    Yum antifreeze in my cylinder head!

    Eh whatever, I'll take a chance. Put new gaskets everywhere, torqued down to spec, started it up...it's not looking good. Horrid white smoke coming out the exhaust and my dipstick is still chocolate looking. Oh god, how am I going to sell this car now......
    I put in water, bled the system while the engine was still cold. "Ok, it's not heating up on idle, let me drive it around..."
    Drive it around...feels like shit. I go WOT, thinking in my head this is the first and last time I'll ever go WOT in this car.
    Much power. Much life. Didn't even go past blue on the temp gauge.
    No more white smoke in the exhaust, no more coolant spewing out my exhaust, no more chocolate oil.
    Fuck yeah.

    And so she finally drove further than a couple of feet before overheating...
    Got a new hood, gave her a wash. Shit, bronzit actually does look good, mine was just dirty.


    But now I'm having a misfiring problem that is probably correlated to my broken cam gear piece that's messing with my ignition rotor. Hopefully I'll have that sorted by tomorrow.



    So why am I presenting you guys with this boring ass thread?
    I don't know.
    I'm trying to keep it as motivation to keep going, so maybe I can look back when my car takes a shitter and actually have the motivation to keep going.
    I started out with quite a surplus of money, but now I'm on the low triple digits which is worrying me. I hope the problems are minor.
    But the worrying goes away when I drive my E30. It's really like no other car I've driven before.. although I hate getting asked at the gas pumps "Diesel correct?" (Because my car sounds like a diesel), I still get compliments and stares as I'm driving by. And it's not even that. It is a go kart. It's so fun to drive, so agile, so I hope that keeps me going.
    Thanks for the read, I'll try to get an update tomorrow. I'm finished up the interior tonight but I didn't take pics.
    Originally posted by TSI
    ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
    OEM+

    #2
    Glad to see this car being given a second life


    Originally posted by stewie30luvr
    ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
    Originally posted by JakeP
    with a coathanger

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      #3
      Originally posted by jasonsnoddy View Post
      Glad to see this car being given a second life
      Tell me about it. The PO was so neglectful.
      The Interior was completely spray painted. No, I'm not talking about he took parts individually and masked things off, I'm talking about he took black spraypaint and tried to make the nice tan interior black.
      Not only that, but every clip that held everything together in the interior was missing. There was one bolt holding each seat down
      Some of the wires are just twisted together, not even electrical tape.
      Rear tires are bald, front tires are perfect= "Drift car" abuse
      The valve cover was held on by one nut.
      He "forgot" to put power steering fluid in the reservoir, so now I'm left with no power steering as a dry pump means broken seals.
      The strut tower only has 1 nut holding it in place there talk about scary!
      I could go on, but I'm glad I saved it.
      Originally posted by TSI
      ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
      OEM+

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        #4
        Keep it up.

        I admire people who bring E30's back from the brink of death.
        My previous build (currently E30-less)
        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

        A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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          #5
          Badass, I think the bronzits look damned good. Don't lose hope.

          Thad.
          Need BMW parts?
          http://www.blunttech.com
          or face ultimate peril.

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            #6
            mad props for giving that car a 2nd life. that thing looked like it was heading to the scrapper pretty fast

            `92 325 vert - `90 325 coupe `99 m3 - Instagram @e30L

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              #7
              I usually dont read long intros but I gave this a shot. Welcome to the addiction! You did quite a bit for a first timer and ill give you props for that. :up: Keep it up.

              COTM

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                #8
                good work! i can't believe you didn't check the oil level before buying it though :)
                '12 F30 328i Sport Line
                '91 SpecE30 #523
                '00 Ford F-350 Dually Tow Vehicle

                BMWCCA #360858 NASA #
                128290

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                  #9
                  Great job, and you have inspired me to get the hell out into the cold and turn some wrenches on my poor Bronzit. Thanks!

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                    #10
                    *hands over some motivation*

                    ive got more than i need right now lol

                    i had similar fun with mine when i got it tho i havent had to do the headgasket on it yet. id say about 1/3 of the last year and a half or so that ive owned mine its been off the road or needing work. when i bought it the waterpump took a spectacular shit the very next day, fixed that and done the timing belt, fired it up a day or 2 later and broke some rockers, replaced all of those, blew the automatic gearbox, swapped to manual, blew the manual, swapped to another manual and still holding up touch wood. most recent pleasant surprise was the propshaft centre support eating itself so had to do that too. my passenger side carpet is nicely damp (forgot to mention minor rust repair in front arches previously, prob to do with that), my blower now only works on settings 2 and 3 and theres a few other things too.

                    when it is driving and on the road its loads of fun, have chucked a few minor mods on it while i was working on it since i bought it, nothing crazy tho.

                    lately havent had many big problems so ive started tuning the stock management and knocking out a few chips here and there. built a MAF conversion but took that out about a month ago to tune a chip for some E36 4 pintle injectors (0280150415's). have already run and tuned for 19lb M30 injectors with my MAF but now ive got that chip tune for the 415's done with the stock AFM ill be putting the MAF back in and seeing if i cant get it working nicely with the 415's.

                    Currently E30-less

                    - EthosMotorsports.com

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                      #11
                      There are perks?
                      https://www.facebook.com/BentOverRacing

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                        #12
                        Fuck, man...that is nearly as bad as the car I bought for the wife!

                        You can make a nice car out of that, but it is gonna be quite a bot of work.


                        Closing SOON!
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                        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                          #13
                          wow, good stuff playing save a ho, e30 would have been for a wrecker probably if you didnt grab it..

                          And yeah not a fan of bronzit but when its done well its pretty good, just saw a car today mint condition paint, quite low, 17" black centre bbs like wheels with polished lip and a bad ass m50 engine.
                          RIP 84 323i coupe 5spd w/ 14psi
                          89' 318i

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by kishg View Post
                            good work! i can't believe you didn't check the oil level before buying it though :)
                            Oh don't even remind me :-?:giggle:

                            Originally posted by DmcL View Post
                            *hands over some motivation*

                            ive got more than i need right now lol

                            i had similar fun with mine when i got it tho i havent had to do the headgasket on it yet. id say about 1/3 of the last year and a half or so that ive owned mine its been off the road or needing work. when i bought it the waterpump took a spectacular shit the very next day, fixed that and done the timing belt, fired it up a day or 2 later and broke some rockers, replaced all of those, blew the automatic gearbox, swapped to manual, blew the manual, swapped to another manual and still holding up touch wood. most recent pleasant surprise was the propshaft centre support eating itself so had to do that too. my passenger side carpet is nicely damp (forgot to mention minor rust repair in front arches previously, prob to do with that), my blower now only works on settings 2 and 3 and theres a few other things too.

                            when it is driving and on the road its loads of fun, have chucked a few minor mods on it while i was working on it since i bought it, nothing crazy tho.

                            lately havent had many big problems so ive started tuning the stock management and knocking out a few chips here and there. built a MAF conversion but took that out about a month ago to tune a chip for some E36 4 pintle injectors (0280150415's). have already run and tuned for 19lb M30 injectors with my MAF but now ive got that chip tune for the 415's done with the stock AFM ill be putting the MAF back in and seeing if i cant get it working nicely with the 415's.
                            Holy mother of god, thank goodness mine isn't that bad! That is some bad luck you've had, I hope mine doesn't end up the same way. Keep up the good work though! Nice to see you've kept your chin up.

                            Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                            Fuck, man...that is nearly as bad as the car I bought for the wife!

                            You can make a nice car out of that, but it is gonna be quite a bot of work.

                            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=87549
                            Oh yeah I read the "Stupid things PO have done" thread, quite the chuckle you posted and quite the handful that E30 seemed to be haha. Nice work though.

                            To everyone else, thanks!
                            Originally posted by TSI
                            ♫ Rust flecks are falling on my head...♫
                            OEM+

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                              #15
                              and i got the car with full history too lol

                              i can be a bit hard on my cars sometimes tho.. figure if somethings going to go on it better sooner than later :p

                              Currently E30-less

                              - EthosMotorsports.com

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