This is my journey through the hell hole called a dirty carpet.
Luckily, I included step-by-step instructions on how to rid yourself of pretzels, doritos, etc etc from your carpet.
Step 1:
Find Vacuum:
Step 2:
Good, now you located your vacuum. Now, take it outside, and find your car.
Step 3:
Now that you have found your car, its important to pull the grills. This is essential for any project to be an actual project.
Step 4:
Since the grills are now pulled, you need to jack up your car.
Step 5:
Ok, now that the grills are off and the car is jacked up, you need to take a break from all your hard work, and reflect on what you have already accomplished. I prefer a good beer and some fudge.
Step 6:
Now that you are refreshed, go find the extension cord. They look like this:
Step 7:
Plug the extension cord into the outlet. An outlet looks like this:
Step 8:
Now, plug the vacuum cleaner (refer to step 1) into the extension cord. Refer to the picture if you are having trouble.
Step 9:
My goodness, you are ready to vacuum!
Find the offending piece of material.
Step 10:
Use the vacuum to clean the carpet, using the tube on the side as such:
If you are successful, you will notice your carpet now looks like this:
Step 11:
Repeat for other side.
Step 12:
Now that your carpet is clean and devoid of foreign objects, its time to Clean Up.
Rehang the extension cord:
I would leave the grills off and the car jacked up, since you will no doubt be having to clean the dashboard or windows next. As they say, fixing one part only makes the next weakest link fail.
Oh yea, and suck it!
Luckily, I included step-by-step instructions on how to rid yourself of pretzels, doritos, etc etc from your carpet.
Step 1:
Find Vacuum:
Step 2:
Good, now you located your vacuum. Now, take it outside, and find your car.
Step 3:
Now that you have found your car, its important to pull the grills. This is essential for any project to be an actual project.
Step 4:
Since the grills are now pulled, you need to jack up your car.
Step 5:
Ok, now that the grills are off and the car is jacked up, you need to take a break from all your hard work, and reflect on what you have already accomplished. I prefer a good beer and some fudge.
Step 6:
Now that you are refreshed, go find the extension cord. They look like this:
Step 7:
Plug the extension cord into the outlet. An outlet looks like this:
Step 8:
Now, plug the vacuum cleaner (refer to step 1) into the extension cord. Refer to the picture if you are having trouble.
Step 9:
My goodness, you are ready to vacuum!
Find the offending piece of material.
Step 10:
Use the vacuum to clean the carpet, using the tube on the side as such:
If you are successful, you will notice your carpet now looks like this:
Step 11:
Repeat for other side.
Step 12:
Now that your carpet is clean and devoid of foreign objects, its time to Clean Up.
Rehang the extension cord:
I would leave the grills off and the car jacked up, since you will no doubt be having to clean the dashboard or windows next. As they say, fixing one part only makes the next weakest link fail.
Oh yea, and suck it!
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