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  • StereoInstaller1
    GAS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22679

    #1

    "Your Momma"

    is so nasty that after your Daddy died, she put his ashes in a pot of chili just so he could "tear dat azz up one mo time".

    Closing SOON!
    "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

    Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

    Thanks for 10 years of fun!
  • lov-e30
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Dec 2007
    • 16548

    #2
    Hahahahahahaha
    @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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    • joshuaaa
      E30 Addict
      • Jul 2007
      • 462

      #3
      jesus christ. you just ruined my day.

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      • Desaevious
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2007
        • 3810

        #4

        SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
        No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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        • Kruzen
          R3V Elite
          • Mar 2004
          • 5603

          #5
          I love you luke
          Who doesn't love a little BBQ?
          Griot's Garage at a Deep Discount

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          • Alkasquawlik
            R3V Elite
            • Feb 2008
            • 4557

            #6
            ew thats so gross

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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            • daniel
              R3V OG
              • Jul 2007
              • 6703

              #7
              is this the start of a yo momma joke thread?
              http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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              • StereoInstaller1
                GAS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22679

                #8
                Originally posted by daniel
                is this the start of a yo momma joke thread?
                it is supposed to be, but you fuckers are slow.

                Closing SOON!
                "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                • 325_e30
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2492

                  #9
                  Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail

                  Your momma's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

                  Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with nuts.

                  i remember these were alot funnier when i was is elementary/middle school lol.
                  Last edited by 325_e30; 04-14-2009, 10:52 AM.
                  Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
                  LSx e36TI coming soon
                  Originally posted by s0urce
                  Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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                  • StereoInstaller1
                    GAS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22679

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 325_e30
                    Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail

                    Your momma's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

                    Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with nuts.

                    i remember these were alot funnier when i was is elementary/middle school lol.
                    I meant good "yo momma" jokes

                    Closing SOON!
                    "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                    Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                    Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                    • Danny
                      Moderator
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 14217

                      #11
                      Yo mama is so fat that she accidentally the whole world.

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                      • hugh jass
                        R3VLimited
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 2220

                        #12
                        yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy

                        yo mama so fat she has little fat mamas orbiting around her
                        Last edited by hugh jass; 04-14-2009, 11:16 AM.
                        ______________________
                        ex-Chief Operating Officer
                        Blunt Tech Industries
                        West Coast and Pacific Rim

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                        • lov-e30
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 16548

                          #13
                          Yo mamma's is so fat she uses pillow cases as socks!
                          @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                          • xwill112x
                            Θέλησα έναν τίτλο συνήθειας, απορροφώ για να είμ&#
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4237

                            #14
                            yo mama's like a moped, only fun to ride when no one's watching ;)
                            sigpic

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                            • wagonizzle
                              E30 Addict
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 443

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Danny
                              Yo mama is so fat that she accidentally the whole world.
                              Originally posted by Danny
                              wat
                              Originally posted by chileelky
                              amaze about the enthusiasm e30 generate

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