Swine Flu...

[funcrew]

Fixed.

You fixed it from right to wrong.

Pathology and transmission

The bubonic plague is an infection of the lymphatic system, usually resulting from the bite of an infected flea. The fleas are often found on rodents, such as rats and mice, and seek out other prey when their rodent hosts die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague

[TDE30]

So the rat hopped on the flea which hopped on the human? I always thought it was the fleas that were on the rats that came in contact with humans that led to the Bubonic Plague. I think you had all the right elements, you just had the rat as the infector of the flea.

[euroshark]

Maybe if we ramp up our bacon consumption, we can kill off enough pigs to make swine flu a thing of the past.

I'm down. Bring the bacon!

[DatUtahGuy]

Pigs have no personality, thus I don't dig on swine.

What about if it had ten times the charming personality of that Arnold in Green Acres, I mean I'm talking one charming motherfucking pig, would it then cease to be a filthy animal?

[clavinZERO]

treatable. not passed on by eating pork. end of story. be safe. don't sneeze on me. life goes on.

[Jparkr]

treatable. not passed on by eating pork. end of story. be safe. don't sneeze on me. life goes on.

No shit, I'm tired of these diseases that are poping up and everyone thinking the movie "OUTBREAK" is about to happen.

[Reap3r]

Swine flu is all i've been hearing on the radio for the last 2 days. We're all dead "shrugs"

[e30s52]

1 US death now. A 24-month old child in texas.

[Maluco]

1 US death now. A 24-month old child in texas.

yeah, time to start fricking out ova here.

[myinfernalbmw]

1 US death now. A 24-month old child in texas.

visiting from mexico...

From what i hear at least. Unconfirmed.

[ayemattyyy]

what a piece of shit, i'm sitting at home right now. and for the next 7 days. my entire school is rejoicing, they dont realize we have to make these days up at the end, just like a snow day.

[Maluco]

we had "cover your mouth when you cough" signs go up around our campus...

[funcrew]

So the rat hopped on the flea which hopped on the human? I always thought it was the fleas that were on the rats that came in contact with humans that led to the Bubonic Plague. I think you had all the right elements, you just had the rat as the infector of the flea.

I see what you mean. But your diagram indicates that the rat infects the human, which is false. Mine indicates that the rat infects the flea, which is also false. So who infects the flea anyway?

[TDE30]

^ Meh I don't know, I was always taught that the flea was the catalyst for the Bubonic Clusterfuck.

Not sure though.

[funcrew]

No shit, I'm tired of these diseases that are poping up and everyone thinking the movie "OUTBREAK" is about to happen.

Mediocre movie, but it was cool when the evil nerd scientists dropped the fuel-air bomb on the mercenaries.