good first date ideas..

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Pinepig
    E30 Mastermind
    • Sep 2007
    • 1811

    #46
    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
    if you do the sunset, i get a prize for suggesting it

    Soiled panties?

    Comment

    • Alkasquawlik
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2008
      • 4557

      #47
      Originally posted by Pinepig
      Soiled panties?
      only if its from blunt ;)

      SC*AR

      Originally posted by JamesE30
      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

      Comment

      • DEV0 E30
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2004
        • 8807

        #48
        Originally posted by e30devo
        the line "why dont we just go back to my place.. have some chicken.. some sex.. just kick back ya know?" works 60% of the time, EVERYTIME.


        it actually worked for me once.. just didnt have any chicken ;)
        LOL.

        Dude you are my brother.

        Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

        Comment

        • Pinepig
          E30 Mastermind
          • Sep 2007
          • 1811

          #49
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
          only if its from blunt ;)

          Comment

          • hank_bukowski
            Advanced Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 192

            #50
            i accidentally my last date to a gay club
            85 318is \\\M

            up date mods:

            roundel subscription
            mega time attack bottlecaps
            extra cut springs
            wiper blade delete
            racing slick tires
            nite-shadez headlights tail lightsmand windows

            xtra mods:
            cut belt
            sanded spark plug
            air filler delete
            even more cut springs
            broken ac delete

            more:
            more cut belt

            bettered:

            crome fender trim
            crome spray nozzle
            cut off exhost
            body color grillz
            ran bumbers n2 wall
            blue under body lites
            neon wheel wells an calipurs
            new:
            eyebrow
            black gills
            more head lites

            Comment

            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #51
              I accidentally the whole fleshlight.

              Comment

              • e30devo
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Aug 2005
                • 1102

                #52
                Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                LOL.

                Dude you are my brother.

                holy shit i know right! is that real?! id buy it.

                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                I accidentally the whole fleshlight.
                that shit is funnier everytime i hear it.

                Comment

                • aaron325ix
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1489

                  #53
                  I am surprised no one mentioned the driving range. If you can decently hit a ball and she is some what into it, it can work, at least it has for me.

                  the DR here is open 24 hrs., incase you need a last resort after your mini golf disaster plus they have beer in cans.
                  sigpic

                  Comment

                  • lov-e30
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 16548

                    #54
                    The crazy thing is that, regardless of what we tell you, if the chick really digs you anything will work as long as you give her your full devoted attention 100%
                    @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

                    Comment

                    • Vrbovan
                      Advanced Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 170

                      #55
                      whatever you do, DONT do something romantic, thats fucking creepy and way to emotional... DO something fun, do fun stuff for like 3 weeks and then get into the emo-shit. girls dig a guy thats fun and fun to be with, most think pushy romantic guys just wanna fuck or have serious mental issues.
                      sigpic

                      WTB: yer sisters underpants

                      Comment

                      • joshuaaa
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 462

                        #56
                        hahah well i ended up doin some crazy ass shit with her yesterday. quick summary was pretty much went to target to buy some kites cuz it was really windy, and found a air tube thing that you can sit in and roll. alittle small but definately best 20 bucks ever spent. ill toss up a few pictures later today for those who dont know what a air tube thing would be.

                        and fyi, dont buy inflatable kites, they dont fly worth shit. even when modded with a "flight cage"

                        Comment

                        • StereoInstaller1
                          GAS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22679

                          #57
                          I am still surprised no one mentioned "Chloroform".

                          Closing SOON!
                          "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                          Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                          Thanks for 10 years of fun!

                          Comment

                          • killa325i
                            E30 Addict
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 427

                            #58
                            try punching her
                            Shoot, move, and communicate...

                            ......Semper Fidelis.....

                            Comment

                            • daniel
                              R3V OG
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 6703

                              #59
                              Originally posted by hank_bukowski
                              i accidentally my last date to a gay club

                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                              I accidentally the whole fleshlight.


                              Originally posted by joshuaaa
                              hahah well i ended up doin some crazy ass shit with her yesterday. quick summary was pretty much went to target to buy some kites cuz it was really windy, and found a air tube thing that you can sit in and roll. alittle small but definately best 20 bucks ever spent. ill toss up a few pictures later today for those who dont know what a air tube thing would be.

                              and fyi, dont buy inflatable kites, they dont fly worth shit. even when modded with a "flight cage"
                              glad it went well! definitely post some pics, we gotta see what you're workin with here.
                              http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

                              Comment

                              • daniel
                                R3V OG
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 6703

                                #60
                                Originally posted by daniel







                                glad it went well! definitely post some pics, we gotta see what you're workin with here.
                                i love how my roflers are rofling in sync with one another.
                                http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

                                Comment

                                Working...