So today I had a appointment with a surgeon today which was about 100km away. In the 200km round trip I had 3 VW douches try and race me. Now I'm not saying all VW owners are douches, most are cool, just these guys were. Maybe it's my new magnaflow exhaust or the ora of ballerness surrounding the E-durty but regardless they all wanted a piece.
Douche #1 was in a MK4 1.8t GTI, with the 1.8t replaced with a "Turbo" badge in cursive writing that didn't match any of the other badges. Also the giant "V DUBBER" sticker on the top of the windsheild was real cool. I was in the left lane in pretty heavy traffic flow going the same speed as everyone else. All of a sudden in my rear view mirror I see the tool on my ass, like I can even see his head lights he's so close, so I speed up a bit to get him off my ass. Apparently thats the sgn for I want to race, so the ass hat drops a gear too many and puffs some black smoke and is off the limiter in about a second, he starts weaving through traffic and then gets stuck behind some slower traffic. And I roll right past him in the fast lane never speeding up. He then pulls a nice move and rips it up the shoulder to the left of me shooting up debris everywhere giving me the peace symbol.... He got off the highway.. thank god
Douche #2 Yellow MK3 VR6 with a super rusted hatch and holes everywhere, definetly on cut springs. I was sitting at a light in the double left turn lane. The guy dumps it from the light while making a left turn, maybe he thought he could drift the turn in his fwd car, but regardless, failed and nearly smoked the curb, he then ripped it away at a stupid speed, all while I was shifting at 3k.
Douche #3 Black MK3 2.slow I actually went to school with this kid. stock ride height on a set of 18" wheels, looks like a fucking monster truck, also has a 3" ractive muffler that sounds like a dying giraffe. This kid thinks his car is the shit, he has a 10k sunpro monster tach and a boost gauge... The car isn't boosted. He drops a gear and floors it, my ear almost pops from the horrible rasp, I don't even drop a gear, I'm in 4th I look around make sure theres no other cars around, floor it and catch up, I let off mid way through 4th after being like 3 lengths ahead of him, he then ricer flybys me and puts his 4 ways on. Oh yea might I add this kid is 22 and has 3 grade 9 high school girls in his car.
There was also a flat black CRX on cut springs that was doing burnouts infront of the highschool by my house, but that's another story.. He didn't have a shirt on either...
All in all, I'm happy with the M50 and am going to the track on friday night.. But I need a new steering rack, it's looser then a 70 year old hookers vag..
Coles notes: People drive like absolute tools in traffic, today it was some bros in VW's. One got fed on a empty road barely breaking the speed limit
Douche #1 was in a MK4 1.8t GTI, with the 1.8t replaced with a "Turbo" badge in cursive writing that didn't match any of the other badges. Also the giant "V DUBBER" sticker on the top of the windsheild was real cool. I was in the left lane in pretty heavy traffic flow going the same speed as everyone else. All of a sudden in my rear view mirror I see the tool on my ass, like I can even see his head lights he's so close, so I speed up a bit to get him off my ass. Apparently thats the sgn for I want to race, so the ass hat drops a gear too many and puffs some black smoke and is off the limiter in about a second, he starts weaving through traffic and then gets stuck behind some slower traffic. And I roll right past him in the fast lane never speeding up. He then pulls a nice move and rips it up the shoulder to the left of me shooting up debris everywhere giving me the peace symbol.... He got off the highway.. thank god
Douche #2 Yellow MK3 VR6 with a super rusted hatch and holes everywhere, definetly on cut springs. I was sitting at a light in the double left turn lane. The guy dumps it from the light while making a left turn, maybe he thought he could drift the turn in his fwd car, but regardless, failed and nearly smoked the curb, he then ripped it away at a stupid speed, all while I was shifting at 3k.
Douche #3 Black MK3 2.slow I actually went to school with this kid. stock ride height on a set of 18" wheels, looks like a fucking monster truck, also has a 3" ractive muffler that sounds like a dying giraffe. This kid thinks his car is the shit, he has a 10k sunpro monster tach and a boost gauge... The car isn't boosted. He drops a gear and floors it, my ear almost pops from the horrible rasp, I don't even drop a gear, I'm in 4th I look around make sure theres no other cars around, floor it and catch up, I let off mid way through 4th after being like 3 lengths ahead of him, he then ricer flybys me and puts his 4 ways on. Oh yea might I add this kid is 22 and has 3 grade 9 high school girls in his car.
There was also a flat black CRX on cut springs that was doing burnouts infront of the highschool by my house, but that's another story.. He didn't have a shirt on either...
All in all, I'm happy with the M50 and am going to the track on friday night.. But I need a new steering rack, it's looser then a 70 year old hookers vag..
Coles notes: People drive like absolute tools in traffic, today it was some bros in VW's. One got fed on a empty road barely breaking the speed limit
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