To: The girl who pooped in my Honda

[E30Idea]

I hope this is not a repost.

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mis/1163906336.html

[e30s52]

[lennon]

thats fuckin hilarious. though i dont think its legit

[SamE30e]

Lmao!

[Maluco]

i dont think its legit

what about this?

[E30Idea]

^^ haha

[Raxe]

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at Applebees sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Amstel Light. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling".

I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat.

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…touché…

Quoted for backup.

[E30Idea]

Quoted for backup.

Excellent idea. Thanks B

[TDE30]

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost."

ROFL.

[Peterkaczynski]

lol & the P.S

[Jon325i]

"First dates are always a crap shoot."

In more ways than one for this guy.


Jon

[TexasTerp]

LMAO! and on heated seats! I bet that left a stain

[z31maniac]

Fake or not, that's hysterical.

[scabzzzz]

Repost

[daniel]

Repost

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