Best Cyber Sex (NSFW)

[(:Jordan:)]

This is effing funny

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

[vlad]

clif notes? :(

[(:Jordan:)]

Well basically its a guy going into a chatroom and messing with people that want to "Cyber Sex"

[Farrington229]

This shit is hilarious. I've done this before on those singles hotlines lol.

[dirty30]

holy shit thats funny

[Alkasquawlik]

hahaha some of those were funny

[robmespeedy]

Who the fuck would read the whole thing?

[Farrington229]

Harrrrrr!!

[Farrington229]

Who the fuck would read the whole thing?

Me. lol. i'm bored

[e30this]

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!


AHAHHAHA
This shit is funny..

[mazur]

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!


AHAHHAHA
This shit is funny..

bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!


HAHAHA....I was laughing so hard at these two.

[Collin]

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Slangbox]

Harrrrr!!!

[Vince30]

Holy shit! I could not stop laughing at this, my eyes started watering. I didnt read the whole thing because it just got to the point were I couldnt help but cracking up every line i read! Nice find hahaha

[fiftytakedowns]

I love the bloodninja series