Alrighty this is an interesting one. My friend was getting nude pictures sent to her phone from some random guy she doesn't know. I tried calling the number to see if he would answer to tell him to fu*k off and leave her alone. Well that plan went for shit when he didn't answer, and he is now sending me picture messages on my phone.
After receiving 3 picture messages, (for the grace of some higher being my phone can't open picture messages) I called the number again and left a polite voicemail telling him that I have his phone number and a picture of his face/ mini man sausage, and that I would be happy to hand them both over to the police if I or anyone I know gets another picture message from him.
So here are my proposed plans if for some reason he decides to keep sending pictures of his "junk":
Proposal A: I give out the number on every forum I am a member of. I know the majority of you off topic-ers have the power to do amazingly hilarious things, and I have no doubt that this could provide pages of fun OT thread-age.
Proposal B: Someone on here has access to a reverse phone number thing that gives me his name, address and all that good stuff. Using said address I mail him a box filled with choice of: semen soaked shirt, used condoms, fecal matter OBO.
Proposal C: Be no fun and give what I have to the police because of the change that he is a freak with mental problems ready to eat my small intestine.
Discuss and Deliberate.
After receiving 3 picture messages, (for the grace of some higher being my phone can't open picture messages) I called the number again and left a polite voicemail telling him that I have his phone number and a picture of his face/ mini man sausage, and that I would be happy to hand them both over to the police if I or anyone I know gets another picture message from him.
So here are my proposed plans if for some reason he decides to keep sending pictures of his "junk":
Proposal A: I give out the number on every forum I am a member of. I know the majority of you off topic-ers have the power to do amazingly hilarious things, and I have no doubt that this could provide pages of fun OT thread-age.
Proposal B: Someone on here has access to a reverse phone number thing that gives me his name, address and all that good stuff. Using said address I mail him a box filled with choice of: semen soaked shirt, used condoms, fecal matter OBO.
Proposal C: Be no fun and give what I have to the police because of the change that he is a freak with mental problems ready to eat my small intestine.
Discuss and Deliberate.
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