To poop or not to poop...

[straight6pwr]

if you shit in a girls place and she has a problem with your normal bodily functions, you need to find a different girls place to shit in.

[thearkitekt]

cheers mate, good story. glad you swung for the fences.

[RickSloan]

just finally shit, took 3 minutes, and it was glorious

[Syncro325is]

bahahahahahaha

this kid i knew in highschool had such a bad experience like this.

same kind of situation, decided to hold it... he was over his newly acquired girlfriend's house and before he left his house he opted not to poop so he wouldnt be late (dinner reservations for him, her, and her parents). well he gets to her house and its so so so bad he just has to ask them where the bathroom is.

he goes in... has the most epic shit log of his life. like filling up the bowl wrapping around. the most fowl shit you've ever witnessed. and he looks to his right... no toilet paper. his girl is banging on the door "hurry up we'll be late! what are you doing in there!! etc etc" after luckily finding more tp or tissues he goes to flush... its not going down. more banging on the door, now the parents are asking if something is wrong... looking for a tool of some sort to break up the massive log as the water is spinning! not a bowl brush, nothing! so last ditch effort, sticks his hand in and breaks up the log.

it flushes. he washes his hands, and goes out to dinner. epic.

[Chachi]

this kid i knew in highschool had such a bad experience like this.

same kind of situation, decided to hold it... he was over his newly acquired girlfriend's house and before he left his house he opted not to poop so he wouldnt be late (dinner reservations for him, her, and her parents). well he gets to her house and its so so so bad he just has to ask them where the bathroom is.

he goes in... has the most epic shit log of his life. like filling up the bowl wrapping around. the most fowl shit you've ever witnessed. and he looks to his right... no toilet paper. his girl is banging on the door "hurry up we'll be late! what are you doing in there!! etc etc" after luckily finding more tp or tissues he goes to flush... its not going down. more banging on the door, now the parents are asking if something is wrong... looking for a tool of some sort to break up the massive log as the water is spinning! not a bowl brush, nothing! so last ditch effort, sticks his hand in and breaks up the log.

it flushes. he washes his hands, and goes out to dinner. epic.

[silversleeper]

If Ben Stiller can pull it off in 'Along Came Polly', I think you should have no problems.

[OOMPH!]

Nice work bro! I hope your shoes weren't expensive but you'll probably get them back from the chick anyway haha

[Desaevious]

27 getting her masters so still living with the rents

Edjumacated? Seems like a winner as long as she doesn't hold it over you!

[Atreus]

thats a good finish man. i salute you.



rofl

[RickSloan]

27 getting her masters so still living with the rents

[Desaevious]

:up: Good job mayne. Now when you said her dad would kill you...how old was the girl?

[RickSloan]

ok fellas here it goes...

so i decided i had some time so i drove into the near by town knowing there was a Mcdonalds that i could lay the stinky loaf. I got there and started yanking at the doors, i could literally see the bathroom thru the class... it was 11:01... they closed at 11... so i moved on, i drove thru town and found a gas station at the other end, i walked in and paid 10 bucks for expensive gas, just to check for a bathroom, pumped the gas and walked back in to stink up the place just to be told it was "under construction". AH! so i saw a 711 a crossed the street...

i drove over to the sev, waited in line to ask the guy where the shitter was and made a dash. Still no word from the girl so i was good. I got in the surprisingly clean employee bathroom and started to try and shit... nothing... i got stage fright... i managed to squeeze out the little pansy ass shit i had ever taken... my legs hurt from pushing.

feeling very defeated, i walked out of the bathroom, bought some reeses peanutbutter cups and headed to the car. Got a text that she was leaving work and i headed toward her house.

i felt fine to be honest. I got there, watched a couple movies, got it in and then passed out in her bed around 3... her mom woke me up at 5:50 telling me to get the fuck out before her dad woke up and decided to kill me... she let me out the front door, in the rain, with no shoes on with a big smile on her face...

what a fucking night

[Syncro325is]

Well he came home late last night(or should i say morning?), so I would only assume it was a good night. Unless he stamped one out on her chest, and then proceeded to sleep out in the woods to wear his shame off. He didn't smell of fail though so things must have gone ok.

[thearkitekt]

I have two words for you...

CLEVELAND STEAMER!

[JamesE30]

Take a shit in her bathroom sink.