To poop or not to poop...

[ThePotsy]

Don't listen to these fools.

Wait till she gets back, start driving, make sure all the windows are up and locked, and just let it go, let the chips fall where they may.

If she stays with you, you know it was meant to be.

[TooTall90]

Let all you guys in on a little thing, even Chicks poop too. Yeah they really do

NO WAY :crazy: My whole lifes a lie!!

but really tho, OP go drop that deuce if you dont your prolly going to be uncomfortable the whole night. nothing like a dump to relax the body and mind.

[Danny]

Let all you guys in on a little thing, even Chicks poop too. Yeah they really do

Let me live in my little world.

[h0lmes]

I definitely had the squirts at a chicks apartment on the first date. I then proceeded to sleep with her. Just thought I would share.

[e30slut]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ht=finger+butt

o Im good.

Good shit

[Atreus]

so did you hold it or what

[RobE30]

Yes, we want updates DAMNIT! :hitler: and to answer the question about dropping one @ a girls place early in a relationship.... it's not much of a turn on from what I hear. I've been w/ my g/f (now wife) for almost 7 years so thats no longer a big deal, but I do feel Robs pain;)

[OOMPH!]

That's the worst feeling. I would have found a spot to go before she came out, even if it meant being a little late.

[JamesE30]

Take a shit in her bathroom sink.

[thearkitekt]

I have two words for you...

CLEVELAND STEAMER!

[Syncro325is]

Well he came home late last night(or should i say morning?), so I would only assume it was a good night. Unless he stamped one out on her chest, and then proceeded to sleep out in the woods to wear his shame off. He didn't smell of fail though so things must have gone ok.

[RickSloan]

ok fellas here it goes...

so i decided i had some time so i drove into the near by town knowing there was a Mcdonalds that i could lay the stinky loaf. I got there and started yanking at the doors, i could literally see the bathroom thru the class... it was 11:01... they closed at 11... so i moved on, i drove thru town and found a gas station at the other end, i walked in and paid 10 bucks for expensive gas, just to check for a bathroom, pumped the gas and walked back in to stink up the place just to be told it was "under construction". AH! so i saw a 711 a crossed the street...

i drove over to the sev, waited in line to ask the guy where the shitter was and made a dash. Still no word from the girl so i was good. I got in the surprisingly clean employee bathroom and started to try and shit... nothing... i got stage fright... i managed to squeeze out the little pansy ass shit i had ever taken... my legs hurt from pushing.

feeling very defeated, i walked out of the bathroom, bought some reeses peanutbutter cups and headed to the car. Got a text that she was leaving work and i headed toward her house.

i felt fine to be honest. I got there, watched a couple movies, got it in and then passed out in her bed around 3... her mom woke me up at 5:50 telling me to get the fuck out before her dad woke up and decided to kill me... she let me out the front door, in the rain, with no shoes on with a big smile on her face...

what a fucking night

[Desaevious]

:up: Good job mayne. Now when you said her dad would kill you...how old was the girl?

[RickSloan]

27 getting her masters so still living with the rents

[Atreus]

thats a good finish man. i salute you.



rofl